Frankenshoes: Irregular Choice ‘Gaga’ boots

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For once, we think we may have identified a fashion crime that Lady Gaga WOULDN’T wear. These Irregular Choice boots are just way too clumpy for our favourite repeat offender, which is ironic, given that they appear to have been named after her.

Are they too clumpy for YOU, though? They come in two different colors, and have a handy platform to give you a bit of height. And to make your foot look like a bridge. If that sounds good to you, they’re £129.50 from Irregular Choice.

13 Comments

  • December 14, 2009

    charles

    they remind me of the mustache bearing louis vuittons…it must be so awkward to walk in these
    .-= charles´s last blog ..…Because I Love My New Glasses =-.

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  • December 14, 2009

    Katie

    They remind me of pattens, so I assume they’d be great if you lived in Medieval England.

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  • December 14, 2009

    Talley

    those are… sad. and ugly. but mostly sad.
    .-= Talley´s last blog ..Friday Feature: Glee and Political Correctness =-.

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  • December 15, 2009

    Diandra

    Cowboy boots meets wooden clogs…with a little tartan thrown in for good measure. Lovely.

    These are probably the most hideous shoes on the whole site. I don’t like clunky, dumpy shoes anyways, but i think even the most dedicated cowboy-boot or clog fan would find these ugly!

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  • December 15, 2009

    EricB

    The tag “frankenshoes” is really cool – These shoes … not so much.

    Here’s a song that fits the subject: Kirsty MacColl – In These Shoes?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISzoUdtMSH4

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  • December 15, 2009

    naomi

    on the plus side you could stand in a puddle and appear to be wearing a normal albeit ugly pair of boots

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  • December 15, 2009

    Velia

    I’d actually like them, without the quilted part. They’d just look like some kind of weird clogs, and I dig clogs.

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  • December 16, 2009

    k

    Looks cheap and ugly..

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  • December 16, 2009

    zeezee

    I rather like them. Not enough to pay any amount of actual money for it, but if they materialized on my doorstep I would not be above putting them on.

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    • December 16, 2009

      naomi

      for a second i thought you said you liked them as a doorSTOP and i was picturing them with an umbrella and some faux-foliage in them and rather enjoying them in that function lol

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  • December 17, 2009

    Ash

    These are obviously boots for the fashion conscious cow.

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    • December 18, 2009

      natalie

      ROTFAL! or rather, HOLY COW!

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  • May 26, 2010

    Lk

    even GaGa wouldnt wear these shoes..

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