Introducing the Apron Shirt, by KTZ

KTZ apron shirt

Hey, look, everyone: it’s a reverse mullet! Party in front, business in back!

That’s assuming you can call a baggy shirt and frumpy fake-skirt a “party”, obviously.

And also assuming that you can call skinny jeans and the same baggy shirt “business”.

In other words, unless this garment is aimed at people who want to look like they’re wearing a skirt over their jeans, without actually having to wear a skirt over their jeans, we have no idea why it exists. And actually, we have no idea why anyone would want to look like they were wearing a skirt over their jeans in the first place, so we have to conclude that this is a crime of fashion.

Agreed?

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2 Comments

  • November 22, 2012

    Carolina W

    I used to have a skirt I wore over my jeans sometimes, but it never looked this bad.

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  • November 26, 2012

    TokyoAngel

    This shirt will go perfectly with any mullet skirt – the one that only covers your derriere and open on front. Voila!~

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