Impostor Clothing Alert: the skirt that wanted to be a shirt and tie

Tuxedo-skirt

By now our regular readers will be well aware of The Fashion Police position on clothes-that-are-pretending-to-be-other-clothes: these items are dastardly impostors, and we've rarely met an impostor item we didn't want to arrest.

It will come as no surprise, then, to learn that a skirt that's pretending to be a tuxedo would cause us to raise our eyebrows, if not our handcuffs. What really surprises us about this skirt, however, is the fact that it's on sale for £10. Surely it's not worth that much?

11 Comments

  • July 3, 2009

    BoutiqueGirl

    Oh dear lord that is one awful skirt. I can not believe that they want £10 for it??

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  • July 3, 2009

    Madeline

    First of all, the fabric is REALLY crappy. Secondly, the execution is awfull. Thirdly, it’s butt ugly. That rests my case!

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  • July 3, 2009

    Kirsty

    I can see Jodie Marsh/some other z-lister wearing this without the lower black portion, just the white frill and bow tie.

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  • July 3, 2009

    Bethany

    It draws attention to all the wrong places.

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  • July 3, 2009

    E.

    Makes me think of a kangaroo, to be honest.

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  • July 3, 2009

    nj

    no one’s gut needs a bowtie

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  • July 4, 2009

    Molly

    Oh my god, this skirt is hilarious! Absolutely hideous, but hilarious!

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  • July 4, 2009

    sarah

    vag. bow..

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  • July 6, 2009

    spikesnsilk

    If Katy Perry was a waitress…

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  • July 6, 2009

    chocoholic

    its just horrible.

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  • July 11, 2009

    Melanie

    It’s revolting – cheap and nasty in every possible respect .. and the AR part of me wants to straighten the bow cause it’s off kilter.

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