Oh, Vivienne Westwood, why? Why would you do this? Not only are these Footwear Impostors – Boots-Pretending-to-be-Shoes-and-Socks – they're ugly boots, pretending to be ugly shoes and ugly socks. That's a triple whammy "ugly" right there, and as much as we love Vivienne Westwood, we don't think we can overlook this, and let these boots walk free.
If you disagree, and would like to liberate them from the Fashion Police jail, however, bail is set at £365, payable to Urban Outfitters.