Impostor Alert: The Sock Boot Gets Worse

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We outlawed the unholy alliance of socks and boots a long, long time ago, but, as is often the case with the most hardened of fashion criminals, that only served to send the movement underground, where it continues to thrive. We know, it’s upsetting to us, too.

At the head of this dangerous, underground movement, are our old friends at Bless, who’ve cunningly taken their dad’s old socks and fashioned them into a rough approximation of shoes. It’s one of the saddest things we’ve ever seen.

We describe Bless as “dangerous”, though: that’s because, despite having created something that will make you look like you’ve been living rough for a few days, and someone stole your shoes, they’re somehow managing to convince people to spend $450 on these.

We’re issuing an APB for their arrest. If you happen to see these boots, please don’t approach them: as always, simply call The Fashion Police…

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