How to wear a denim bodysuit, by Miss Selfridge

denim-studded-bodysuit

It’s funny how your eyes start to adjust to crimes of fashion, isn’t it? A few months ago, something like this denim bodysuit from Miss Selfridge would’ve had us almost falling off our seats in horror, but now that we seem to be living in an 80’s fashion hell more or less all the time, when we first laid eyes upon it our first thought wasn’t “Quick! Call out the troops!” but simply, “Now, how on earth would they expect people to wear THAT, then?”

Luckily, though, we didn’t have to wonder for long, because Miss Selfridge have helpfully answered that question for us. You’d wear a studded denim body suit with….

harem-pants-and-bodysuit

A pair of harem pants! Well, d’uh!

13 Comments

  • November 3, 2009

    Noelle

    Oh. My. God. I swear, that is the most hilarious excuse for fashion i have ever seen. though the denim thingy would make a pretty nice bathing suit… if it weren’t denim

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  • November 3, 2009

    Kelly

    EEEEK!
    .-= Kelly´s last blog ..What it feels like for a girl =-.

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  • November 3, 2009

    Theresa

    I especially love how the body suit isn’t even tailored well. If a body suit must be made out of denim, the least they can do is not put awkward elastic at the legs making it look like a diaper.

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  • November 3, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    At first I thought this was a Polyvore challenge. You know, gokarm having a good stab at making it look un-trashy, one or two submitting tongue-in-cheek hooker outfits, but I’d never have envisioned what Miss Selfridge have come up with. …Walks away sadly shaking head…

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  • November 3, 2009

    Amber

    If that was just a top, I’d totally wear it, probably with a black skirt or something. I’m classy like that 😛

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  • November 3, 2009

    Hannah

    horrific

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  • November 3, 2009

    Layla

    before I even clicked the link I was thinking, “please, not harem pants!”..that is not a good look.

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  • November 3, 2009

    Aleutie

    Well, I do believe that is exactly how you wear it: barefoot and no head.
    .-= Aleutie´s last blog ..Aleutie cards collection =-.

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  • November 3, 2009

    naomi

    my first thought was still “ew” not “Now, how on earth would they expect people to wear THAT, then?” sorry 🙂
    even vision challenged people would know it was fug when they felt that studded neckline or baggy crotch!

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  • November 4, 2009

    ila naidu

    i know this is not a fashion challenge but i anyhow, this is the only way i would be able to wear a denim bodysuit..
    http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=13269804

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  • November 4, 2009

    Leigh

    Harem pants. Of course. I don’t know why I expected anything else.
    .-= Leigh´s last blog ..L’Oreal Paris Bare Naturale Mascara in Black Brown =-.

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  • November 4, 2009

    EricB

    This combination is rather pointless. Why would anyone want to wear that combination?

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  • November 16, 2009

    AJ

    It just gets worse and worse, doesn’t it?

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