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wig bag

From the product description:

“The intention of this piece is to simulate a person carrying a human head, it is meant to arouse curiosity and induce interesting reactions from passers-by, the humour in the psychology of this process was intentional.”

In other words, if you don’t like this, you just don’t understand fashion. Also, you’re probably old. And fat. And all of the other things fashion victims like to tell us when they’re defending their favourite designers. At least you’ll be £1,600 better off than the people who buy one of these, though…

Suspect: Wig Bag by 123BLUEGUYLOVE, £1610: click here to buy it.


1 Comment

  • December 11, 2012


    It does have a zipper, doesn’t it? How on earth do you keep that hair out of it? And what if your handbag gets lice? Arrrgh…

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