Heirloom commit double-denim clothes crime: and other crimes, besides!

How many crimes of fashion can you spot in this image, readers? Let’s count ’em together:

1: It’s double-denim. Yeah, we know it’s painfully trendy right now, but we still see a Texas Tuxedo here, and we can’t get on board with it, can you?

2. The “jacket” and “skirt” are stuck together. That’s one count of Stuck-Together-Clothes, right there. Why would you want your jacket to be stuck to your skirt, we ask you?

3. It’s made to look like the jacket has been tucked into the skirt? Who tucks their jacket into their skirt? WHO?

OK, so that’s only three crimes (Unless, of course, you can spot another that we’ve missed?) but somehow the overall impression created by this garment is of many, many more. Oh, and it’s  £440. Shall we add Daylight Robbery to the citation sheet?

Get it here.

11 Comments

  • June 24, 2010

    Lína Langsokkur

    uuh.. am I the only one noticing the pleather leggins under the denim skirt! If there ever is a reason to arrest somebody…!

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    • June 24, 2010

      The Fashion Police

      Good point – I’m not sure if that’s part of the outfit or whether they’re the model’s own. Either way, they’re actually my favourite part of this!

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  • June 24, 2010

    Kookakicha

    I think that the fact that it looks like they are two type of different tints also is a red flag.

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  • June 24, 2010

    Dani

    The horrible distressed marks!! The ~5 different shades of denim. The leggings underneath. The bad frayed bottom of the skirt (but it’s soo edgy right?!) The collar and sleeves need some help.

    My god, this is horrendous.

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  • June 24, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    I see the model managed to remain anonymous – good for her…

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  • June 24, 2010

    Carrie

    Lord, look at those sleeves. And the collar! Must – fix – but – can’t touch due to the ugly. . .

    Also, I totally thought the leggings were cheap thigh-high boots. Would that be better or worse, do we think?

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  • June 24, 2010

    Bethany

    The three-quarter-length sleeves and undone hem give the impression that this poor girl has grown out of her outfit, and can’t afford anything better.

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  • June 25, 2010

    Melanie

    I actually really like the skirt, if you could cut it loose from the jacket and perhaps wear it with black leggings and a white slouchy T-shirt, or a borrowed boyfriends white collared shirt. Would be a nice outfit for a sunday stroll about the markets or something similiarly casual. The top half of the outfit I could happily burn.

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  • June 25, 2010

    Savie

    Damn! Do you work in a denim factory? No joke are you mantally stable??

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  • June 29, 2010

    Meghan

    Didn’t anyone notice the leather leggings?

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