Well, we wouldn't like to come across these in a dark alley: they look like they'd be able to do some serious damage to our poor toes if we got on the wrong side of them!
Of course, given that they're shoes, and therefore designed to be worn, we have to assume that these Phi sandals are much lighter on the feet than they actually look. What about their looks, though? How do you feel about that chunky metal heel and the huge hoop on the toes? Worth paying 1005 euros for? If so, you can buy them here.