Under Fashion Police Arrest: Heatherette’s fur-covered shoes and boots

HeatheretteIs it just us, or does it look like Heatherette just chopped the leg off a bear and then stuck a shoe on the end of it to make these?

But wait! There’s more!


HeatherettefurThis one, meanwhile, was apparently fashioned from the hoof of some alien creature. And we know, we know – sometimes you just need your feet to be warm. The thing is, though, you NEVER need your feet to look like this, really, do you?

Heatherette_shoeOh God, it almost looks like it’s still alive…

Baby_bearFrom the leg of Baby Bear, this time.

Orange_platformsOK, so this one isn’t actually covered in fur, but even so, people, even so…

We don’t know about the rest of you, but we think this may be a job for Officer Mousy, no?

(The full collection can be viewed here. Thanks to Fashion Brand for the heads-up…)

16 Comments

  • January 14, 2009

    Evelyn

    Holy hell! Did they re-use props from the original Star Trek series????

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  • January 14, 2009

    SJ

    It does look suspiciously like tribble pelts.

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  • January 14, 2009

    SUSAN

    I can’t believe it, really.

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  • January 14, 2009

    Theresa

    I’m really quite frightened. Its like an uncomfortable mix of the Jetsons and the Flinstones.

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  • January 14, 2009

    Mousy

    My God! How can I resist?!
    The second one is horrifying, so I tried to make the third one cute. =) http://i40.tinypic.com/6frx5e.jpg

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  • January 14, 2009

    Anna

    That’s scary. Really scary.

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  • January 14, 2009

    The Fashion Police

    Oh my God, Mousy, the first one is inspired but the 3rd one is my all-time favourite – something about the way the little hamster looks so gleeful – hee!

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  • January 14, 2009

    chocoholic

    Oh no, and I thought the first one was bad.
    This just makes me sad 🙁

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  • January 14, 2009

    Natasha

    hahahaha! Mousy, you’re a genius!

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  • January 15, 2009

    Mafa

    WTF?
    People are sick.
    😀 mousy! I love yours!

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  • January 15, 2009

    bookmole

    Mousy deserves an Award for bringing these abominations to the attention of the Fashion Police. If this was Wear or Die, I think I would pick Baby Bear Boots. As long as I did not have to walk anywhere in them, anyway…

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  • January 15, 2009

    Sophie

    oh. oh. oh no. what is happening to designers? are they TRYING to scare us?! i cant comprehend how anyone could possibly believe this is fashion, let alone high fashion or things people will wear willingly!! ughhh.
    i like mousy’s pictures 🙂

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  • January 15, 2009

    kevie

    Better yet, let’s all stop shaving and waxing, and just grow our own.

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  • January 16, 2009

    Glamfille

    Hello, hobbits… Actually they are not that bad. Really, people, don’t take yourselvs so seriously,eh. You can’t wear LBD every day.

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  • January 16, 2009

    ila, Bangalore

    OOOOH MY GOD!! ive died and gone to shoe HELL….i’m stunned..speechless..going to pass out now…bye

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  • January 16, 2009

    The Fashion Police

    Glamfille – there’s absolutely nothing about this website that’s “serious”. Please don’t come on here trying to insult people just because they don’t like a pair of boots. You’re the one who’s taking it too seriously when you start behaving like that.

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