Harem Horrors: Dorothy Perkins’ black droopy jumpsuit

Harem_jumpsuit Oh my. What the hell happened here, Dotty P? We’re slowly getting used to the sight of harem pants cropping up (or dropping down, as the case may be) here, there and just about everywhere this season, but this jumpsuit doesn’t just have a (slightly) dropped crotch, it appears to have dropped hips, too.

"WHY?" is our immediate question? Because this appears to come with love-handles and stretch marks already built-in, and that just… well, it doesn’t seem like it would be the most flattering item of clothing you’d ever own, does it? It’s basically a Saggy-Skin Suit, and we can see no sense in that at all.

Are we wrong, readers? Do you think you could make this outfit work? If so, you can buy it for £40 at Dorothy Perkins.

6 Comments

  • September 9, 2008

    Am

    Also – what’s going on with the bust?

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  • September 9, 2008

    Fozzie

    Oh noooo! It looks like the made a nice top, then added any material they had left over to create a monstrosity. It’s a Frankenstein’s monster of fashion and would look perfect with the stiletto bag and sock boots, the other freaky amalgamation beasts.
    If I see anyone wearing it, I shall be forced to beat them with a big muddy stick.

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  • September 9, 2008

    gokarm

    I’d have to see it on someone. As it is, it looks like a turd.

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  • September 9, 2008

    Mousy

    Oh, NO, Dorothy Perkins! I AM ashamed of you!

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  • September 9, 2008

    Danielle

    They remind me of pantaloons, which should only be worn to costume parties!

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  • September 10, 2008

    Amanda

    Because what every girl likes to convey is saddlebags.

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