Harem Hell:floral print harem pants

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“Why do these exist?” asked Fashion Police reader, Siobhan, who made a citizen’s arrest on these floral print harem pants, before sending them in to us for incarceration.

Truly, Siobhan? We don’t know. In fact, we have absolutely no idea why harem pants continue to pose as “fashion” when we all know the pair above, for instance, are just a giant paisley tablecloth knotted between the legs.

If anyone DOES know why harem pants still continue to plague us in the name of fashion, please do feel free to enlighten us…

6 Comments

  • September 23, 2009

    Charlie

    Ah, my dears! They exist because they hide a multitude of sins: all those bits we dislike (thighs, bums, tums). Of course they also fail to show off our nice bits, but to some of us that’s a small price to pay.

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  • September 23, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    I’ve got it! An explanation: if you suffer from sudden uncontrollable vomiting, at least you won’t see it if it spills on these trousers.

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  • September 23, 2009

    Bella

    I have nothing to say to those pants. I’m angry with them.
    maybe the renown Italian god of style hath descended these upon us as a warning of what would happen if we did not correct out ways? I think this may well be, the sodom and gamorra of trousers.
    I bet those sodomites used to wear harem pants.. with sequin on them!

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  • September 24, 2009

    Terry

    Siobhan is certainly a worthy citizen for spotting this!

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  • September 24, 2009

    Serinde

    worst case senario: low cut, drop waisted, drop crotchd, bits cut out, saggy hips harem body suit, with extranious sleeves, in a harlequin patchwork of tie-die, paisley and lame WITH attached thongs (ie ‘flip-flops’) – that my friend/s is what the inmates of Hell wear

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  • September 24, 2009

    charles

    i guess they make your legs look skinny at the bottom ? maybe that’s why? i have no idea but i don’t like it
    .-= charles´s last blog ..So That’s Exercise?!?! Dept. =-.

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