Harem Hell: Geometric Pattern Pants by Eiarth

ugly harem pants

So, do you think she’s carrying her lunch in that, er, pouch? And would she be asked to remove her pants before she’d get through airport security, we wonder? Well, come on, she could have just about ANYTHING in there…

Every time we think we’ve seen it all when it comes to ugly harem pants, some fresh hell has us reaching once again for the eyeball bleach. Today’s harem hell comes in the form of these geometric pants, which are basically a pair of fair-isle leggings with a rucksack sling between the legs. And paired with an equally ugly pair of flatforms. It’s going to be a long day, officers. Anyone want to do the first coffee run?

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4 Comments

  • July 20, 2012

    Carolina W

    The model certainly looks pleased with it, though…
    And is it just me, or does she look like she could use some work on her face?

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  • July 20, 2012

    Brittany

    Are flatforms the new peep-toe boot rule?

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  • July 20, 2012

    lizvocal

    She has the pleased look of an infant with a full diaper. This adds nothing to the appeal of the pants.

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  • July 21, 2012

    Kota

    There is absolutely nothing attractive about this outfit.

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