Crimes of Fashion

Hands up, this is a Fashion Police bust!

House of Holland

That’s right, fashion criminal… keep those hands up, and stay riiiight where you are, while our officers check to make sure you’re not concealing a weapon in that… thing. Speaking of which: what, exactly, is this “thing”? We have no idea how to describe it on our incident report. Is it a dress? A jumpsuit? A rug? Is it a bird? A plane? A crime of fashion?

Well, it definitely falls into the latter category as far as we’re concerned, but if you’re hoping to avail yourself of the opportunity to look like a multicoloured rectangle (and who doesn’t, we ask you?) we’re afraid you’re going to be disappointed, because it’s long gone from the House of Holland website. Gone, but not forgotten…

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