Make your own Hammer Pants. You know you want to.

Hammerpants

I know we like to make fun of Hammer Pants here at The Fashion Police, but wouldya look at how much fun the funky people on the cover of this pattern are having in them? You too could know the joy of Hammer pants, my friends, if you just bought yourself a copy of the pattern – or you could, if I knew where to buy it. I don’t, though, and to be completely honest, even if I did, I’m not sure I’d tell…[Source]

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7 Comments

  • October 31, 2007

    Rebecca

    he hee.
    I made those pants for my (now 24 yo) boys, back when they were appropriate. I don’t still have the pattern. For someone with almost no sewing skills, though, they were super easy! And memorable! They still talk about the prints I used. 🙂

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  • November 1, 2007

    Cadi

    My mom made these for me, too…and I DO still have the pattern. She never pitched a pattern, she actually copied them onto newsprint so she didn’t have to cut out and destroy the things. The prints on ours were…memorable, too. Ah well, I was hot shite back then, so I guess her efforts with the sewing machine were fruitful!

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  • November 1, 2007

    Susan @GlamChic

    AMAAAAZING. thanks for this. just made my day.

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  • November 1, 2007

    Susan @GlamChic

    AMAAAAZING. thanks for this. just made my day.

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  • November 1, 2007

    Susan @GlamChic

    AMAAAAZING. thanks for this. just made my day.

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  • November 1, 2007

    cod

    and my day.. btu maybe not threee tiems!

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  • September 4, 2008

    Claire

    You actually have no idea how much I need that pattern!!!!
    My friend is entering (forced to) the Mr. pagent at my school and my and my friend (we R his escorts) are totally getting him to do the can’t touch this dance for his talent segment!
    I need the pattern to make the pants. How can I get them I wonder?
    if you know e-mail me (I doubt anyone is gonna read this now nee ways…)
    RitnouArt@yahoo.com

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