More Hammer Pants. We mean “jodhpurs”.


OK, so they’re not quite Hammer pants, but they’re not quite "jodhpurs" either, as the description would have us believe. I mean, it would be pretty uncomfortable trying to ride with all of that excess material under your crotch, no? So, what IS all that material for, then? Would someone care to explain it to us, because this type of thing is cropping up again and again right now, and we just can’t see what the lowered crotch is good for – other than perhaps carrying stolen goods in. Also, turn to the side and you’ll look like Amazing Elongated Crotch Woman – the superhero we never wanted to be. Of course, if you really want to make your body look deformed, it’s your call, but please, explain it to us before you do!

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