Halston metallic-jersey tiered jumpsuit

Criminy!

Our first thought upon glancing at this image was, “Wow, the only thing that would make this worse would be if it was a jumpsuit rather than a dress!”

Then we realised that it IS a jumpsuit rather than a dress. A metallic-tiered jumpsuit. A £1,875 metallic tiered jumpsuit. Suddenly we’re very afraid. It’s like a vision of what people in the 70s thought the future would look like: and they were RIGHT. The future DOES look shiny and droopy, and it DOES come with an enormous price-tag: or at least it does for those of you who’re planning to buy this. Anyone? Head over to Net-a-Porter if so.

5 Comments

  • March 18, 2010

    Olga

    I can just see the head dress you would need for that.

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  • March 18, 2010

    Nyka

    This dress didn’t even phase me. I think it’s because i can’t get my head around the awesome ugliness of it

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  • March 18, 2010

    Steph

    I’ve always wanted to look like a futuristic space jellyfish.

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  • March 18, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    I had to go to the product page because I couldn’t even work out how that could translate into a piece of clothing. I don’t know which was the more vomit-inducing – the so-called jumpsuit or its description.

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  • March 20, 2010

    Ils

    Who’s to say that those aren’t just stacked banquet tables with silver tablecloths… or maybe the chic version of car wash spinning wipers?

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