Guest Post – Wear or Die: Alexander McQueen edition

Aleander-mcqueen

 This edition of Wear or Die was written by Ms Jenn of {Bits of Beauty})> Ms Jenn writes…

"Ladies and Gents, welcome to Wear or Die: Alexander McQueen edition. I guess we could also call this one, the Odd Bird edition. Mr McQueen is a well-known genius and darling of the fashion world. We all go raving mad over possibly owning a piece of McQueen fashion royalty. So, how generous and fabulous, that you get to choose one of two runway looks? That's right, you get to wear the entire look, including the shoes.

Isn't that fabulous? Wait, no? You fool, do you think you have a choice?! Oh wait, you have the choice to DIE, which in any case, we might just bury you in the outfit out of spite. So, which one is it going to be? Option A, the freezing cold dove in a straight jacket or Option B, the weird crested rooster from the county fair? (Bonus points for wearing the wax lips)."

Author bio:
Ms. Jenn is the author of {Bits of Beauty} and regular guest fashion blogger for the Little Pink Book.

21 Comments

  • June 18, 2009

    Madeline

    Option A. At least it doesn’t look like i’m wearing human hair…

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  • June 18, 2009

    Theresa

    Option A. Its slightly less creepy.

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  • June 18, 2009

    Theresa

    Option A. Its slightly less creepy.

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  • June 18, 2009

    Theresa

    Option A. Its slightly less creepy.

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  • June 18, 2009

    Megan

    i’d go with A. It doesn’t make the wearer look like sasquatch.

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  • June 18, 2009

    Arielle

    I’d go with B and wear it at night so I could skulk around in dark alleys and scare the piss out of people.

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  • June 18, 2009

    Simone

    holy shizzle. while B looks even worse than A, at least I might be able to move my arms…

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  • June 18, 2009

    Simone

    holy shizzle. while B looks even worse than A, at least I might be able to move my arms…

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  • June 18, 2009

    Bethany

    B. I’d be SLIGHTLY less conspicuous in black, and my arms would be free.

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  • June 18, 2009

    NikkiG

    A. I’m not a fan of the hairy look of B.

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  • June 18, 2009

    Lauren

    B…I could be an extra in a Harry Potter movie 😀

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  • June 19, 2009

    kelly

    B. If you can move your arms, you can try to hide your face a little more.

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  • June 19, 2009

    Winnie

    Haha option B looks a little like the outfits that those guys who guard the Wicked Witch’s palace in the Wizard of Oz wear! I would totally choose that option!

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  • June 19, 2009

    Amy

    B. I have a bit of a corset fetish, ha ha!

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  • June 20, 2009

    Romanticide

    The black one. I hate white and I actually like to move my arms…

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  • June 24, 2009

    nj

    hehe
    i pick b as i have always wanted to dress like a crow trapped in a gorilla’s body…Kaw!oooOoooOooooOOOoooOooo!

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  • July 3, 2009

    emily.

    I would totally pick B I mean, you could wear it to a really scary halloween party, or just put your hands over your face and run down the street, with the other one you cant exactly cover your face.

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  • July 5, 2009

    Anna

    I am dead.
    but…A is the least horrible,but is scary anyway.

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  • July 11, 2009

    sue

    I am now dead

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  • July 12, 2009

    Hanni

    A, cause if you took the weird head/arm piece thing off it would look vaguely normal, but i see what people mean about the black/white blending in thing!

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  • July 31, 2009

    Molly

    Oh. My. God. *dies of heart attack*

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