Guess What It Is?

Guess what it is

The Fashion Police have a theory that if it isn’t immediately obvious what, exactly, an item of clothing or accessory IS, it’s probably a crime of fashion. Let’s put that theory to the test, shall we? Fashion Police gold star for the first person who can tell us what the item pictured above is, and how you would wear it.

strange fashion

Have you guessed yet?

ugly fashion

How about now?

Give up? OK, you’ll find the answer under the jump when you’re ready…

man bag

It’s a MAN BAG, everyone! Of COURSE it is. It’s a man bag/glove, in fact. So that’s father’s day sorted, then!

Want one? This is by Asher Levine, it’s $2,500, and you can buy it here. What do you think?

21 Comments

  • April 17, 2012

    Bry via Facebook

    bleh!

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  • April 17, 2012

    serinde

    Well, I did guess glove/gauntlet (honest)

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  • April 17, 2012

    Rock Hyrax

    What a disappointment – I was expecting it to be some sort of accompaniment to this cthulhu mask: http://sanctumdorktorum.blogspot.co.uk/2009/06/things-i-found-looking-for-something.html

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  • April 17, 2012

    Julie

    Release the Kraken!

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  • April 17, 2012

    Claire

    AAAARGHH!!!!!!!

    You’d run if that came towards you.

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  • April 17, 2012

    Mary

    That is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. I want to have it’s freakin’ glovebabies. We’d be a happy family.

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  • April 17, 2012

    lizvocal

    Showed this post to the husband, his birthday is coming up! Strangely, he didn’t seem enthusiastic….

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  • April 17, 2012

    Street Lovely

    okay, please tell me it’s not what i think it is. my mind went straight to the gutter. It somehow immediately struck me as a “manhood” cover.

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  • April 18, 2012

    Spooki

    I want one just to see people’s reaction to it

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  • April 18, 2012

    Ewen

    This is awesome! It takes a special kind of creative mind to dream up a tentacled manbag glove combo like this. Whoever created it should be congratulated for their ingenuity, then mentored to channel their special talent in ways that actually benefit humanity in some way.

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  • April 18, 2012

    JEAN M. CRAVEN

    DISGUSTING. CLEARLY I’M TOO OLD TO APPRECIATE. AND THE MODEL LOOKS RIDICULOUS WEARING IT. HOW DO YOU EAT, OR DRIVE, OR ANYTHING….? AND $2500? IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S MADE OUT OF RUBBER. SELL IT DURING HALLOWEEN. YOU’LL MAKE A KILLING. LITERALLY.

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  • April 18, 2012

    Sara

    The model’s face shows my sentiments exactly.

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  • April 19, 2012

    Pink Princess

    First I thought of a hat but next thing you know i thought of a glove. Anyway, just hideous.

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  • April 19, 2012

    msveve

    Hahahaa seriously?? *laughing her butt off at the picture after the jump (I thought it would be a hat though)

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  • April 21, 2012

    Arielle

    Cthulu-glove! That is awesome, I want one. Not at that price though, naturally…

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  • April 22, 2012

    Sarah via Facebook

    Ken dodds tickling stick.

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  • April 25, 2012

    Chips

    I can’t see how it could work as a bag… I thought it was a glove, or those weird boots of some sort.

    Thinking about it, that thing could come off as a mysterious sea creature if it has different colour.

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  • May 8, 2012

    Zoe

    My guess was for hat.

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  • June 29, 2012

    Melissa

    I thought it was a squid/evil tree hat.

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  • November 12, 2012

    Nala

    If I saw someone wearing that I would run.

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  • July 10, 2013

    Claudia

    If it is a bag, how do you get your small things like keys or coins out once they have fallen into the hollow tentacles? It doen’t look as if it is lined…

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