Grey Antics Mrs. Klaus Sweater suggests Santa is a pervert

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You may have to look closely at the evidence before you, jurors, to see the problem with it. From the image on the left, we at first thought this cardigan had a kind of stylised heart design, but a quick look at the image on the right confirms that, no, that’s not the case: those are hands. Santa’s hands, to be precise. So this is basically a festive version of those “Hey, look! Someone has their hands on my breasts!” shirts you sometimes see.

This item was reported by Fashion Police reader Georgette, whose commentary was too funny not to share with you. Georgette says: “Wouldn’t you just LOVE to look like naughty old Santa has come up from behind you and taken a grab at your jumblies? No? I wouldn’t either. It’s called the “Mrs. Klaus” sweater. Because the very first thing that comes into my mind when I think Christmas spirit is how much Santa gets it on. Yeah.”

Well, exactly. Now we’re going to need brain bleach rather than eye bleach. If you just need the sweater, though, it’s $78 at Urban Outfitters.

7 Comments

  • November 23, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    Getting horrible mental images of a pipe-smoke smelling beard tickling my neck while I feel hot moist sherry-breath in my ear as Santa whispers suggestive remarks regarding mince pies. Urgh!

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    • October 14, 2010

      drea

      gee thanks for the metal image… *shudder* X)

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  • November 23, 2009

    Becky

  • November 23, 2009

    naomi

    i see potential for a seasonal trend here…there could be easter bunny hands, a choice of washington or clinton ( 😉 see what i did there) for americans on the 4th of july, queen victoria’s hands for victoria day, a turkey’s wings for thanksgiving…i could go on…they should pay me

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    • November 24, 2009

      Diandra

      ha ha, that’s brilliant!
      I’d go for the turkey one

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  • November 24, 2009

    Diandra

    It’s a really cute sweater, but I didn’t think of “santa” before.
    Now I don’t think I want it. XD

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