Oh, Modcloth. We love you, we really do: in fact, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say you're one of our favourite online stores ever. EVER.
But when Officer Liz B. filed her report on these Wardrobe Maven Shoes, there was just no way we could turn a blind eye to them. Not even if we actually WERE pensioners. In fact, not even if we were blind.
If you love them, though, readers, they're only $24.99, and you can buy them here.