Graeme Armour gold frilly “ass crack” shorts

We thought the front view was bad enough.

Then we saw them from the back:

Oh, and they’re $1,3400 ON SALE. They were $2,680.

There are no words.

Unless, of course, you’d care to suggest some?

(Click here to buy them or view more images)

10 Comments

  • October 25, 2010

    Cassandra

    W…..T…..F??

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  • October 25, 2010

    Roisin

    Good grief. All I can say is I’m glad I was alone when I viewed these images. Friends and colleagues may well have looked askance at the way I visibly RECOILED from the monitor. Why? Seriously – why? How did these get made? You couldn’t even call it art because it’s an ASS CRACK!

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  • October 25, 2010

    Amee

    I am suddenly reminded of a trashy female C3P0.

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    • October 25, 2010

      Shoes not blues

      Oh yes, absolutely!

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  • October 25, 2010

    Moni

    And once again the question arises: Did the designer really believe that what he or she created was beautiful and the world had use for it? Or did he/she just want to pull the fashionistas’ legs with this? I’d love to know…

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  • October 25, 2010

    maz aka MallyMon

    Well, some people criticise Vivienne Westwood! But with these, I laughed. And again, I do have to applaud the benefits of laughter therapy. And I also have to thank the designer for cheering me up so very much.

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  • October 25, 2010

    Kaspian

    And the sad thing: this isn’t even the worst item of the whole bunch… http://tinyurl.com/286mfhv and http://tinyurl.com/2fhkbgk are at least equally horrendous!

    Does he get paid by the ruffle/frill?!

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  • October 26, 2010

    joannalyne

    i knew it! they stole my muffin pans!

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    • November 2, 2010

      Tali

      joannalyne – hahahaha and I was just had the feeling they reminded me of something…

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  • October 28, 2010

    Supersized Drama.

    I think the person who made it just wanted to see our reaction.

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