Goldsign’s ‘Lure’ skinny jeans attacked by piranhas

Shredded Skinnies

This is what happens when you paddling with piranhas, folks: let this be a lesson to us all. And let this model thank Gaga that it was her jeans that bore the brunt of the attack, not her legs.

It’s also interesting to note that the “Peep Toe Boot Rule” we spoke of on Friday is in effect here: the evidence in favour of our theory is growing!

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11 Comments

  • February 22, 2010

    naomi

    yeesh…”distressed” clothes are sooo 2009…”physically assaulted” clothes are clearly the wave of the future

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    • February 22, 2010

      naomi

      oh and the name “lure”? pretty sure the only thing you’d lure in those is a social worker who will offer to bring you to a shelter for a bath and a hot meal 😛

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  • February 22, 2010

    Harvey

    I think I seen these in TKMAXX
    .-= Harvey´s last blog ..FELICITY COAT =-.

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  • February 22, 2010

    Amee

    I’m competent enough to ruin my own clothes, thanks.

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  • February 22, 2010

    Katie

    This is further evidence of the attack of the early 90’s. If they were flare jeans, we would have a full-blown crisis on our hands.

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  • February 22, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    Yup, I think that peep toe boot thing is a secret sign used by designers to let each other know they’re just seeing what rubbish they can get away with. Well the secret’s out now…

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  • February 22, 2010

    Moni

    They’re charging HOW MUCH for this???!!! My guess was that they got it out of the hospital trash after the doctors took it off the poor accident-victim…

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  • February 23, 2010

    Nikki G

    These look like castaway pants.

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  • February 23, 2010

    Alison

    They look very ratty and dirty and look like they smell. I like the look of distressed jeans but this is taking it too far.

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  • February 23, 2010

    Brie

    No thanks..I an shread my own jeans without them doing it for me at such a huge price.
    .-= Brie´s last blog ..Gaultier @ Target, Drool-Worthy Shoes, and Bright Star’s Soundtrack. =-.

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  • February 24, 2010

    Jasmine

    This is stupid. Hobo clothes are the in thing now? How are we supposed to know who we should give money to on the street now when everyone is looking as if they need a hot bath and a warm meal.

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