Wear or Die: Shiny!

Gildeddreams

The Fashion Police were forced to impound another consignment of Great Glam stock this week. We would’ve just thrown it all straight into the jail, but then we thought, “What’s the fun in that when we could force our readers to wear it?” So here you are, folks, welcome to another Wear or Die, featuring the ‘Gilded Dreams’ jumpsuit on the left and the ‘Illusionist’ dress on the right, which has to be viewed from the back to be truly appreciated.

Remember, you will be wearing the item you choose in public, so you can’t opt to hide away somewhere in it, and nor are you allowed to cover it up in any way. The game is Wear or Die, and your task is to choose which one of these two items you’d wear if your choice was either that, or death. Tell us your choice in the comments, and have fun!

20 Comments

  • November 12, 2008

    Veronika

    I was gonna be all adventurous and pick the dress but then I actually took the time to view it from the back.. and no. No no no. No way in hell, thank you. Thus the jumpsuit is winner by default. (and I hate strapless tops, I’m always scared gravity or someone else’s doing with cause the top to fall off..). But I’m wearing different heels. I draw the line there, seriously.:)

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  • November 12, 2008

    Veronika

    OMG, did you notice it’s the same model?! Poor girl..

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  • November 12, 2008

    Kuri

    After seeing the back of the dress, I’m going to have to for the jumpsuit. Maybe under a big winter coat?

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  • November 12, 2008

    Arielle

    Jumpsuit. The dress is far more cheap and trashy in comparison.

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  • November 12, 2008

    hiun_na

    the jumpsuit.will i ever be forgiven ? there is a thing about jumpsuits this winter . However, it would take a lot of time to choose appropriate shoes.

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  • November 12, 2008

    gokarm

    I’d wear the jumpsuit with a big honkin’ ethnic looking necklace and sandals. Probably wouldn’t stand out too much then, in some pathetic hipster club environment. Actually, I wouldn’t mind the jumpsuit too much if only the pants were a bit looser around the thighs. You could work with that, at least.

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  • November 12, 2008

    Hannah

    The whole site is god-awful!!! Tie dye leopard print dresses!! *scratches eyes out*

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  • November 12, 2008

    Mousykins

    Everyone’s going to think I’m barking but I’d honestly wear the dress. I mean, I wouldn’t like it one little bit, but I have visions of that jumpsuit having a slightly-too-low, unattractive crotch area on me, since I’m so short, and I can imagine it slipping happily off my boobs too (I prefer the fact that the dress has shoulder straps). I’m confident about my body so I’d probably be able to tolerate the vast quantities of flesh I’d have exposed thanks to the dress. =P

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  • November 12, 2008

    Sarah

    Jumpsuit. I’m like some of the others — after I looked at the back of the dress my decision was easy. The jumpsuit really isn’t so bad. It might be good for a laugh, anyway.

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  • November 12, 2008

    Terry

    I would prefer to see a lady in the dress, with a black top underneath the dress and some black leggings 🙂 I don’t think any accessories could save the outfit on the left.

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  • November 12, 2008

    Meg S.

    I would honestly look like a freaky sand maiden in the jumpsuit. I’ll have to go for the dress. Maybe I could throw a ‘Trashy Clothes Party’. Now that, would be the opportunity.

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  • November 12, 2008

    Anna

    I’ll go with the jumpsuit. Both are hideous, but after seeing the back of the dress, it’s just a hell no.

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  • November 13, 2008

    Chica

    Even though I’d be mistaken for a hooker I’d have to go for the hideous dress(yes,even with the back) because my boobs would definitely fall out of that jumpsuit…

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  • November 13, 2008

    Am

    Jumpsuit. Horrible but at least it would cover everything! And because I’ve got dark skin it wouldn’t look too nude.

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  • November 13, 2008

    Gina

    I would pick the dress. It’s bad, but the jumpsuit is much worse. And I would wear a camisole under the dress.

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  • November 13, 2008

    Rock Hyrax

    Jumpsuit – less likely to get arrested for soliciting.

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  • November 14, 2008

    Kevie

    DIE! I wouldn’t dress like a Charlie’s Angel 30 years ago, not about to start now.

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  • November 14, 2008

    Lauren

    I would have to go with the jumpsuit-the dress is so unflatering.

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  • November 16, 2008

    Whitney

    i’d wear the dress. idk why, but i just would. altough i would hate it.

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  • June 29, 2010

    Roxanne

    probably hte jumpsuit……… the dress’s back is scary!

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