“Oi! Four-arms!” Oh dear. You can just hear the taunts now, can’t you?
We’re going to try and be positive about this, and imagine that, rather than simply making you look like you have an extra set of arms, this shirt will allow you to walk around feeling like you’re getting a great big hug from, er, a very short, invisible man who’s standing directly behind you.
Are we convincing anyone with this? If so, you can buy your four-armed shirt here, for $100. Alternatively, you can buy the regular two-armed version just about anywhere, and for a whole lot less. It’s up to you.