Ghetto Prom Dress That Will Get You Arrested

Looking for ugly prom dresses and ghetto prom outfits? Well, you’ve come to the right place, because boy, do we have some ugly prom dresses for you. In fact, this blog has featured so many of them over the years that we decided to gather them all together in one place:  our 2010 Ugly Prom Dress Gallery is full of prom dresses so ugly they’ll make you want to hurl – click here if you’re brave enough to view it!

Over the past few years, The Fashion Police have become increasingly concerned by the number of ghetto prom dresses we’ve been having to arrest. It used to be the case that prom was a time to look your best, but no more –  now the ghetto prom dress is becoming more and more popular, and we’re darned if we know why.

So, what is a ghetto prom dress?
Well, we could tell you, but it’d be much easier to show you, so here, for your viewing pleasure, we present an example of the “perfect” (and we use that word in its loosest possible sense) ghetto prom dress:


Now, we should stress that this is far from the worst example of the ghetto prom dress that we could’ve come up with but it does illustrate the genre pretty well. You’ll notice two main things that jump out at you here: her boobs. Yes, breasts are the main feature of this dress, and of most others in the ghetto prom dress closet. If this girl COULD go topless, she would. Instead, she’s made do with draping two thin, and possibly transparent, pieces of fabric across her mammaries, and you just don’t get much classier than that. Oh no, wait:

Ugly prom dresses 2011

Now THAT’S classy.

Want to see some more ghetto prom dresses? Well, we can’t say we understand why, but your wish is our command…

Bling AND boobs: a winning combination!


Pretty (ghetto) in pink


Is that the hint of a nipple we see? Of course it is! It’s a ghetto prom dress, after all!


Boob tassels: every ghetto prom girl’s ideal accessory.

Ghetto_prom_dress If a ghetto wedding follows the ghettto prom, at least she’ll have something to wear…
Want to see more ghetto prom dresses? Visit our Ugly Prom Dress of the Day section, which is updated daily with new prom dress horrors. They’re not all “ghetto”, but we can guarantee they are all ugly…

Ghetto prom dresses 2011

You’ve seen our collection of this year’s prom dresses: but what about next year? Well, who knows what that will bring, so keep checking back to see the latest prom atrocities. And while you’re waiting, why not visit our Ugly Prom Dress Gallery to remind yourself just how bad a prom dress can be?


  • October 2, 2011

    Inokohimza Moctomotel

    I don’t think the second from last dress is immodest or unfashionable.

    • October 3, 2011

      Inokohimza Moctomotel

      To the author: If I wanted to buy it for – oh say, my girlfriend – where would I be able to buy it? (The second-from-last dress.)

    • October 9, 2011


      Not if you’re a SKANK!

      • February 23, 2012


        Yeah. but did you notice she’s pooping fringe?

        • August 22, 2012


          Oh my god. But fringe! That’s hilarious.

    • March 15, 2012


      You jest, surely!

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  • September 18, 2014


    They’re the same price as a piece of fabric. Wait…they’re pieces of fabric.