Ghetto Prom Dress of the Day: The Bermuda Triangles

Ghetto_prom_dressEvery time we think we’ve seen it all, and that there’s nothing in the realm of ugly/ghetto prom dresses that can surprise or shock us any more, something comes along to prove us wrong.

This is one of those times.

This dress was submitted by Fashion Police Cadet Michelle, who didn’t tell us where exactly she found it. We think that’s probably a good thing, don’t you?

Now, let us never speak of this again.

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  • July 7, 2008


    This reminds me of a version of Alice in Wonderland I once saw where the Red Queen explains the game of chess to Alice by walking over a checkerboard made of lawn and sings a song. Only here, the lawn is made of hot pink polyester.

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  • July 7, 2008


    To me, this is definitely the fugliest prom dress posted yet.

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  • July 7, 2008


    The worst yet. It doesn’t even fit her, and yet she looks so happy to be wearing it!

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  • July 7, 2008


    When you say “prom”, is it some kind of abbreviation for “prostitution”?

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  • October 22, 2008


    i think dress is just an invitation for the hotel room… so degrading! how many guys does she want to take up with her? i mean she’s already mostly naked… or at least it looks that way.

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  • November 1, 2008


    I’ve actually been to the website where this came from. They have some other good dresses, a lot of other bad dresses, and that abomination. If only it were black, better made, and only if all the triangles were on the torso, it could be Alice Cullen’s dress!

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  • November 4, 2008

    Lady moore


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  • November 30, 2008


    The model almost reminds me of a black-haired Jamie Lynn spears…
    we all know what happened to her.

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  • January 27, 2009


    omg. i am seriously disgusted.
    that is a DISGRACE to my island.
    i am from bermuda and i really don’t appreciate this.

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  • June 5, 2009


    In Miami I see some incredibly ugly prom dresses but this is literally the tackiest, ugliest, sluttiest dress I have ever seen. Like this dress completely robs a girl of her self-respect from the disgustingly provocative triangles to the hot pink color. Overall, a fashion nightmare.

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  • February 8, 2010


    I’ve seen some pretty fugly prom dresses before but this one takes the cake. WHO THE HELL IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD WEAR THIS DRESS(unless they’re a prostitute)

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  • April 9, 2010


    It looks like someone just put triangular censor bars over her.

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  • May 6, 2010


    she is a model…she has to smile!!!!!by the way the dress looks horrible

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  • June 29, 2010


    OMG!!! its hideous!
    its quite a pretty colour really, maybe a little too bright, but the design is horrible!! i wonder how much the model was paid to wear that dress?? 😛 lol
    she kinda carries off the top half, but the bottom half should just be a plain, flared out ball gown skirt.

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  • August 27, 2010


    you girls need to have respect for you selfs and for you body so do not get this dress and get a dress that duse not show you stuff as much

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  • October 7, 2010

    Lexy Lynn

    deff the prettiest dress ever.

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  • October 25, 2012


    I’m sorry, whose parents would even buy this. Not only that but the only girls who would even want this dress are probably the girls that end up on “16 and Pregnant”

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