Are you suffering from “H&M Designer Collaboration Fatigue”? It’s a recognised condition, you know. These models both have it. That’s why they look like they’ve given up on life. And also why one of them is wearing socks with sandals, as if THAT hasn’t been outlawed since 1932…
If you ARE a sufferer of HMDCF, as we’ve just this second dubbed it (Symptoms include eyes glazing over at the sight of the word “H&M” and inability to care whether or not you’re able to “snag” a piece from the collection), we’re sorry, but it’s not over yet. Marni for H&M will launch – we beg your pardon, “land” – on March 8th. We have some images from the Lookbook in the gallery below, which will show you, not just what the clothes look like, but what the interior of the Fashion Police Jail looks like too. We hope you enjoy it more than the models appear to have…
Our first thought upon seeing Gillian Anderson in this yellow dress at the Elle Style Awards was that she looked straight out of the 60s: unsurprising, given that the dress is actually a vintage number, from 1965.
As for the rest of the celebrity suspects at the Elle Style Awards this year, you’ll find them in our rogue’s gallery below, and it’s up to you to decide whether their looks are worthy or a style award, or just worthy of a Fashion Police caution…
Well, today is Valentine’s Day, which you can’t fail to have noticed if you use the Internet, read any magazines or just EXIST. It’s a bit like being beaten over the head with a pink, heart-shaped stick every time you venture online, isn’t it?
For weeks now, we’ve been receiving press releases telling us that we must! wear! hearts! for Valentine’s Day. Do people actually do that? Do you wear pink, frilly things and cover yourself in hearts on this day of every year? If you do, boy, do we have a treat for you in the gallery below. And if you don’t, fear not: by tomorrow it’ll all be over, and everyone will be obsessing over Easter…
We’ve already shown you some of the chief suspects from the 2012 Grammy Awards red carpet, but more crimes of fashion await in the gallery below: enjoy!
Those of you who hate polka dots, look away now: you’re not going to like this, but our spotty friends (or foes) are currently running rampant over the world of fashion: yes, even more so than they usually do.
Like it or not, we’re going to be seeing spots for a while, so here, in no particular order, are our pick of the current crop…
Are you feeling fresh, fashion jurors? We certainly hope so, because Spring 2012 will see a lot of mint coming into our lives, with the colour already starting to pop up at many of our favourite fashion haunts. Of course, pastels in general are always big during Spring/Summer, and those of you who don’t like mint will have plenty of tangerines and lemons to suck on instead, if you’ll forgive the expression.
Those of you who DO like mint, however, may like to take a look at our gallery, which is crammed full of fresh, fashiony goodness from the likes of Zara, Antipodium, Paige Denim, Office and more…
QUESTION: What’s the difference between the clothes at Paris Haute Couture week, and the clothes you get on one of those “sexy clubwear” sites, like Great Glam or something?
Oh, yeah: there isn’t one.
Or not in the case of the two outfits above, that is. As for the rest of this show, take a look at the gallery and decide for yourselves…
Karl Lagerfeld’s collection for Net-a-Porter went on sale today, and as you can see, the models shown above managed to throw some particularly LOL-worthy shapes in honour of the occasion, bless their hearts.
What about the clothes, though? Well, the collection is described as having “a fashion-forward edge”, and that right there is more than enough to have set the fashionistas of the world almost wild with excitement, and to almost prompt The Fashion Police to declare a state of emergency. (We haven’t yet, though: we’ll let you decide whether or not it’s warranted.)
The KARL line (it’s an ALL CAPS brand, by the way, our keyboard didn’t get stuck there) contains everything from shoes to dresses to little KARL-esque collars, and the prices run from $25 (for a canvas bag) to over $1000 for a leather jacket. The cheapest items, however, are already sold out, despite only having been on sale for a few hours, so if you were thinking that people wouldn’t want to buy a canvas tote with KARL Lagerfeld’s face on it, you were wrong, and how dare you underestimate Uncle KARL?
Anyway, we’ll stop talking now, and let you start. What do you think of the collection? Will you buy any of it?
(Click here to see the collection in its entirety.)
