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      Top 10 | Valentine’s Day Lingerie Sets

      Top Ten Valentine’s Day Lingerie Sets We figured we should probably talk about Valentine’s Day. It’s just… we don’t really want to. Seriously: unless this is your first time on the internet (In which case, welcome, and don’t look any further – this is the only site you’ll ever need…),…

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      River Island Spring/Summer 2014 preview

      River Island Spring/Summer 2014 Continuing our spring forward (sorry) to SS 2014 fashion, here’s a quick look at some of the items you can expect to see from River Island next season. RI impressed us this winter, with some fantastic skirts, knits and winter coats. This summer collection is a…

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      Marks & Spencer Spring 2014 Lookbook

      All items: M&S After the success of their Winter 2013 collection – including THAT pink coat – we thought we’d take a quick look at the Marks & Spencer Spring 2014 Lookbook, to see if they’ll be able to live up to last season’s promise. And do they? Well, we…

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      The Ugliest Tops of 2013

      So far our 2013 retrospective has taken us through the dresses, trousers and shoes sections of the Fashion Police jail. That leaves just one clothing item for us to take a look back: the tops! From the “offensive/not offensive” debate surrounding American Apparel’s ‘Period Power’ t-shirt, to the unusually high…

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      The Ugliest Shoes of 2013

      Happy new year, Fashion Force! We trust you all had an awesome and stylish start to the year, and are ready to get on with the important business of fighting all of the fashion crimes we’re sure to encounter in 2014. Before we get on to that, though, we still…

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      The Ugliest Trousers of 2013

      Happy Friday, everyone! We hope you had a good Christmas if you were celebrating, and that you’re enjoying the holiday season. Our officers are currently responding to fashion emergencies only, so today we’re continuing our look back at the fashion crimes of 2013, with a roundup of some truly terrible…

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      The Worst Denim of 2013

      Good morning Fashion Police officers! With the Christmas holiday fast approaching, we expect those of you with some time-off booked for this week will be feeling pretty de-mob happy by now: we know we are! Rather than get to work hunting down brand new crimes of fashion, then, we figured…

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      The Ugliest Dresses of 2013

      Each year, as December comes to a close, The Fashion Police like to take a look back through the case files, and round up some of the worst fashion crimes of the year just gone. This year, we’re starting off with a look at the dress section of our jailhouse,…

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      Primark Spring/Summer 2014 Preview

      It’s not even Christmas yet, but we’re already looking forward to spring: even more so, now that we’ve seen the Primark SS2014 preview. There is gingham. There are full skirts. There’s… a really odd-looking see-through dress which the Empress will just LOVE, seriously. OK, so we’re not looking forward to…

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      Rihanna’s latest collection for River Island is… interesting

      Rihanna’s latest collection for River Island has been getting lots of plaudits on Twitter this week, so we decided we’d better take a look and see what all the fuss was about. Well, first of all we’re going to be generous and assume it ISN’T about either of these: Adult…

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      Next Autumn/Winter 2013 preview

      Next Autumn Winter 2013 We feel like we should have called this post “Mad for Plaid” or something similarly cheesy: that IS what almost all of these photos have in common, after all. Next aren’t the only brand to be embracing plaid for Winter 2013: in fact, most of the…

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      Marks & Spencer Autumn Winter 2013

      We’re not going to lie to you: the second we finished uploading these photos, we headed straight over to the Marks & Spencer website to see if any of this stuff was available yet. Specifically, we were looking for the coats. Oh, those coats! At a time when most high street…

      Primark Autumn Winter 2013 Preview

      Primark Autumn Winter 2013 OK: it’s August. We’re still enjoying the summer, but as reluctant as we are to even think about it, Autumn will soon be drawing in, which means it’s time for us to start taking a look at the Autumn/Winter collections and passing judgement upon them. As…

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      Wanted Wednesday | One-piece swimsuits from Topshop

      We’ve talked a lot about swimwear, and one-pieces in particular, lately, but the cute styles just keep on coming, and there’s still plenty of summertime left to wear them in: or we hope so, anyway. This season, we’ve been particularly impressed with Topshop’s offerings in the beachwear department. While many…

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      Beautiful Bikinis | Swimwear Roundup Part 2

      Earlier this week we took a look at some of our favourite one-piece swimsuits, so today we’re redressing the balance by focusing on some beautiful bikinis. Although bikinis can be a little daunting if you’re not totally comfortable about bearing all on the beach, they remain a summer classic, and…

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      Wonderful one pieces | swimwear roundup

      One pieces from M&S and House of Fraser One pieces used to be considered the frumpy older sisters of the sexier, more stylish bikini, but these days one pieces have come into their own, and are once again starting to be seen as a glamorous alternative to the bikini, rather…

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      Five Fabulous Floral Prints

      Love it or hate it, you just can’t escape it at this time of year: yes, we’re talking about floral print, THE ubiquitous summer print. Of course, there’s absolutely nothing stopping you wearing florals during the rest of the year too, if you wish, but the Spring/Summer season is the…

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      Trends on Trial: Comic print clothes

      Comic books: one the sole preserve of nerds (By which we mean REAL nerds, not people who CALL themselves “nerds” because they think  it makes them cooler than they actually are…), now the very height of fashion: Well, OK, maybe “the height of fashion is a bit of an exaggeration. This…

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      Short prom dresses from the UK high street

      Prom season is almost upon us, but of course, you don’t need an actual prom to attend to wear a prom-style dress. Recently our style sleuths have noticed more than the usual number of prom dresses on the UK high street: the full skirts and fitted bodices make them flattering…

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      Trend Trial: Dungarees

      DUNGAREES: the word alone is enough to strike fear into a Fashion Police’ officer’s beating heart. We’ve made no secret of our dislike of the bib overall – or “dungas” as Vogue likes to call them. To us, they’re a really easy way to look like an overgrown toddler, or…

      Top Ten: bird print pieces on the high street

      Oriental birdcage top, £30, Oasis Bird print: like florals, it comes around every spring. Also like florals, it’s fresh, feminine, and a pretty obvious choice for things like sundresses and skirts. (It’s probably worth noting here that many bird prints actually contain florals as part of the design, hence the…

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      GALLERY: H&M Conscious Collection Partywear

      Instead of our usual Dress of the Day column, today we thought we’d bring you a whole lot of dresses of the day. Plus some trousers, shoes, bags and accessories of the day, too. These are all part of the new H&M Conscious Collection, and we have to say, we’re…

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      Fashion Police at the Brit Awards 2013

      Last night, celebrities rolled up to the O2 Arena in London for the Brit Awards 2013. The Brits are traditionally one of the awards ceremonies at which The Fashion Police make most arrests. For reasons we don’t quite understand, while the other awards shows tend to bring out the best…

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      The Good, The Bad and The Ugly: ASOS Spring 2013

      The Good: ASOS Spring 2013 dresses LOVE the dresses. Or we would if they were just a little bit longer, anyway. OK, quite a bit longer: the one on the left isn’t passing the Fingertip Test on this model, and we have no idea how she’d be able to move…

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      Fashion Police at the Elle Style Awards 2013

      Elle Style Awards 2013 After the snoozefest that was the 2013 BAFTA Awards, we had high hopes for the Elle Style Awards 2013, and luckily we weren’t disappointed. Being a Style Awards, you’d naturally expect the celebrity suspects in attendance to be a little more, well, stylish than those at…