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      Top 10 | Valentine’s Day Lingerie Sets

      Top Ten Valentine’s Day Lingerie Sets We figured we should probably talk about Valentine’s Day. It’s just… we don’t really want to. Seriously: unless this is your first time on the internet (In which case, welcome, and don’t look any further – this is the only site you’ll ever need…),…

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      River Island Spring/Summer 2014 preview

      River Island Spring/Summer 2014 Continuing our spring forward (sorry) to SS 2014 fashion, here’s a quick look at some of the items you can expect to see from River Island next season. RI impressed us this winter, with some fantastic skirts, knits and winter coats. This summer collection is a…

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      Marks & Spencer Spring 2014 Lookbook

      All items: M&S After the success of their Winter 2013 collection – including THAT pink coat – we thought we’d take a quick look at the Marks & Spencer Spring 2014 Lookbook, to see if they’ll be able to live up to last season’s promise. And do they? Well, we…

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      The Ugliest Tops of 2013

      So far our 2013 retrospective has taken us through the dresses, trousers and shoes sections of the Fashion Police jail. That leaves just one clothing item for us to take a look back: the tops! From the “offensive/not offensive” debate surrounding American Apparel’s ‘Period Power’ t-shirt, to the unusually high…

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      The Ugliest Shoes of 2013

      Happy new year, Fashion Force! We trust you all had an awesome and stylish start to the year, and are ready to get on with the important business of fighting all of the fashion crimes we’re sure to encounter in 2014. Before we get on to that, though, we still…

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      The Ugliest Trousers of 2013

      Happy Friday, everyone! We hope you had a good Christmas if you were celebrating, and that you’re enjoying the holiday season. Our officers are currently responding to fashion emergencies only, so today we’re continuing our look back at the fashion crimes of 2013, with a roundup of some truly terrible…

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      The Worst Denim of 2013

      Good morning Fashion Police officers! With the Christmas holiday fast approaching, we expect those of you with some time-off booked for this week will be feeling pretty de-mob happy by now: we know we are! Rather than get to work hunting down brand new crimes of fashion, then, we figured…

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      The Ugliest Dresses of 2013

      Each year, as December comes to a close, The Fashion Police like to take a look back through the case files, and round up some of the worst fashion crimes of the year just gone. This year, we’re starting off with a look at the dress section of our jailhouse,…

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      Primark Spring/Summer 2014 Preview

      It’s not even Christmas yet, but we’re already looking forward to spring: even more so, now that we’ve seen the Primark SS2014 preview. There is gingham. There are full skirts. There’s… a really odd-looking see-through dress which the Empress will just LOVE, seriously. OK, so we’re not looking forward to…

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      Rihanna’s latest collection for River Island is… interesting

      Rihanna’s latest collection for River Island has been getting lots of plaudits on Twitter this week, so we decided we’d better take a look and see what all the fuss was about. Well, first of all we’re going to be generous and assume it ISN’T about either of these: Adult…

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      Next Autumn/Winter 2013 preview

      Next Autumn Winter 2013 We feel like we should have called this post “Mad for Plaid” or something similarly cheesy: that IS what almost all of these photos have in common, after all. Next aren’t the only brand to be embracing plaid for Winter 2013: in fact, most of the…

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      Marks & Spencer Autumn Winter 2013

      We’re not going to lie to you: the second we finished uploading these photos, we headed straight over to the Marks & Spencer website to see if any of this stuff was available yet. Specifically, we were looking for the coats. Oh, those coats! At a time when most high street…