From the ‘Why Does It Exist?’ files: high leg jersey sandals

High-leg-jersey-sandals

  Can these high leg jersey sandals really stand up all by themselves, without the aid of a leg? We doubt it, but even if they can, they should know that no amount of clever shoe tricks can save them now, because they have committed the crime of being sandals… with legs. As such, every time we look at them, we scratch our heads and say, "Why do they exist?"

Of course, if they CAN stand up by themselves, that's fine: they can march themselves down to the Fashion Police jail. Excellent.

[Thanks to Anna Denise for the report!]

7 Comments

  • March 18, 2009

    Ma'at

    Oh come on duh, they exist so you don’t have to buy legwarmers to wear with your sandals. These are attached for ease of use. Seriously though I think these deserve the death penalty.

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  • March 18, 2009

    merges

    Slap on the shackles. They do deserve the death penalty!

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  • March 18, 2009

    yerda

    they exist as ninja shoes clearly

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  • March 18, 2009

    chocoholic

    I think they exist for the purpose of making me laugh.
    Now that they have forfilled that purpose they can march off to jail.

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  • March 18, 2009

    Ma'at

    No self respecting ninja would wear those… SJP maybe but not ninjas

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  • March 20, 2009

    xony

    my inner eye tells me we’ll be seeing these with our regular eyes on some celebrity any time soon

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  • March 21, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    Good for anyone with eczema on their calves who want to wear sandals and a skirt…
    (btw I’m allowed to say that as I have that problem myself!)

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