From the Peeptoe Boot Files: Irregular Choice floral slouch clogs

Ouch to the Slouch

Floral slouch clogs: now there’s three words you don’t often want to see in the same product description, do you?

Add the phrase “peep toe” to that, and we think these Irregular Choice boots are looking at some serious time in the Fashion Police slammer, but what do YOU think? Do you want to plead their innocence before we come to take them away? Speak now, readers, or forever hold your peace…

[Thanks to Elizabeth for the report!]

26 Comments

  • March 10, 2010

    Rose

    Pack them off to the Chateau D’If immediately, please. Never let them see the light of day again!

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  • March 10, 2010

    naomi

    floral clog peeptoes
    each word alone is scary to me…the three combined is a triple threat of heinous…get them away…they’ll haunt my nightmares

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    • March 10, 2010

      Rock Hyrax

      The clearly appeared in the nightmares of the person who turned them into reality…

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  • March 10, 2010

    Annija

    Actually, I like them. The pattern is beautiful and it goes well with the brown leather. I’d wear them 🙂

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  • March 10, 2010

    Alex

    I love Irregular choice, I own quite a few of their shoes. But as many pairs they have that are gorgeous they also have a massive amount of horrible pairs. Like these.
    .-= Alex´s last blog ..Alice in Wonderland =-.

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  • March 10, 2010

    M

    I am alarmed. They are wonderful. Wonderfully insane, which is exactly what I’m looking for. Maybe I could make these out of curtain and some wood.

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  • March 10, 2010

    Miss Kris

    i really kind of like them also. 🙂

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  • March 10, 2010

    Elizabeth

    Ahh! Thank God you guys got my email! I can’t even picture anyone wearing these.

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  • March 10, 2010

    EricB

    What’s next? Teapot warmers?

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  • March 10, 2010

    Amee

    Oh dear.And they don’t even look comfortable to make up for it.

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  • March 10, 2010

    Katie

    Hate the design, love the materials. If only they had put them on a pretty shoe…

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  • March 11, 2010

    Aleutie

    LOL those are the funniest footwear ever!
    .-= Aleutie´s last blog ..Paulina in the park =-.

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  • March 11, 2010

    Carissa

    So that’s what happened to Granny’s sofa slipcover!

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  • March 11, 2010

    Nikki G

    Those are quite possibly the ugliest shoes I have ever seen.

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  • March 11, 2010

    k

    This thing has something like 5 trends combined. Awful.

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  • March 11, 2010

    Pomeroy

    I might love them a little bit… Oh, Irregular Choice. Never change.

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  • March 12, 2010

    Diandra

    I actually really like them!
    It’s a cute boho look 😀

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  • March 13, 2010

    Brie

    I love them but, I am a lover of strange footwear so that explains why they attract me.
    .-= Brie´s last blog ..Two Shoes, Equally Cool. =-.

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  • March 14, 2010

    Razzmatazz

    I actually like these. I feel like I need to lie down…

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  • April 3, 2010

    Anastaciya

    Yep, they wrapped curtains around boots. It’s obvious.

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  • April 6, 2010

    Mander

    Oh my, those are completely insane! In a psychopath kind of way.

    I’m scared.

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  • April 30, 2010

    Lethal Lily

    I just wrote a short, but scathing commentary about these on my facebook page and then googled slouch clogs to see if they were a new trend in general…glad to find you agree with me!

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  • May 14, 2010

    Muu

    You either Love or Hate them.

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  • May 14, 2010

    Muu

    An I love weird shoes

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  • June 4, 2010

    Kendra

    I love floral but this is hideous! really bad combination. yuuck.

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  • August 6, 2012

    kris

    I like them. They look both European and Asian, old-fashioned. and make-your-grandma-faint modern at the same time. They appeal to my steampunky leanings.

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