From the Front Line of Fashion: Drop crotch trousers in real life!

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It takes bravery to be a Fashion Police Officer. Not only do you face dangerous fashion criminals every day, sometimes you have to get up close and personal with them – to take one for the team, if you will – just like brave Officer Mousy did when she tried on those pink foil trousers for us in the name of "fashion".

Well, folks, today we take you once more to the front-line of fashion, investigating what items of clothing usually thought of as "crimes" look like in real life. The photos above were submitted by an Undercover Officer whose identity has been protected for her own safety. Here she is, entering the hostile territory of the Marks and Spencer changing rooms and trying on these cropped harem pants – so we don't have to.

Our intrepid officer says, "Admittedly I've chosen poses to show them off to their most gruesome potential, and they were never meant to go with those boots, but then they don't exactly look great on their web site either."

So, there you go, readers: harem pants do exist in real life, and we think our anonymous officer deserves the highest of commendations for her actions today: not many would be brave enough!

(Of course, if you'd like to go over the top, to the front line of fashion, be our guests – and look out for more posts on this subject coming up in the future!)

5 Comments

  • March 17, 2009

    Veve

    Love the undercover officer’s quote;)

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  • March 17, 2009

    Crystal

    M.C. Hammer called…he wants his pants back!

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  • March 17, 2009

    Mousy

    I’m planning to go on an expedition to try on more horrors in the near future. 😉 I’ll keep you updated.
    Harem pants and boots are an… erm… INTERESTING (read: nasty) combination!

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  • March 17, 2009

    Evil Dolly

    With the boots, they look like pirate pants! ROFL

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  • March 18, 2009

    Ricki

    Im ashamed to say that I just don’t have the courage to go and try on these horrors myself
    So I will applaud this cop for going undercover as a fashion victim!
    I shall pray noone succomb to this horrible “trend” after seing this picture!
    Over and out
    Ricki

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