Double the Crime, Double the Time: fringed shorts and caged bustier

nasty gal fringed shorts

Nasty Gal have helpfully suggested two different ways you might wear this caged bustier of theirs. One will make you look like you’re out in your underwear (with added boob underhang!), the other will simply make you look like you got dressed in the dark: it’s up to you to decide which would be the lesser of the two evils.

However you choose to wear this outfit, though, we just don’t think the bustier is going to deflect attention away from the shorts. Which, with that amount of fringing, that close to crotch level, make it look like a trip to the waxing salon is long overdue for this poor model.

You can’t un-see it now, can you?

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  • December 12, 2012


    Whoo, I just found my 10 year old caged bustier from Fredericks of Hollywood, I’m in fashion. LOL You can be assured that 1) only one other person ever sees me in it and 2) I didn’t pay over $200 for it.

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  • December 13, 2012


    The shorts look like a sporran – only not so nice (but many things look better when men wear them, ha ha).

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  • December 16, 2012


    It looks like her boobs are wearing sunglasses.

    Also, high waisted and high cut shorts need to GTFO. Never flattering, especially from behind!

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