I’m a bit of a neat freak. I just can’t relax if I’m surrounded by any kind of mess, which is why this Heaven & Earth skirt is making me start to hyperventilate. It’s just so messy, with all of those layers of fabric going all over the place, some straight, some pleated, some pointing to the east, some pointing to the west. It’s the sartorial equivalent of a teenagers messy bedroom, and it makes me want to shout "tidy that room or you’re not getting any supper!"
I suspect some people, however, would describe this as "creative" and "edgy", and there must be some reason why it’s being sold for £60, so I put it to you, Fashion Police readers: would you wear this skirt?