‘Friends Don’t Let Friends Wear Crocs’ and other anti-Croc t-shirts from IhateCrocs.com

Crocs

Crocs. You hate them, I hate them – everyone I speak to seems to hate them, but still the damn things won’t go away. Now the people who sell them are even employing marketing companies to post fake comments here at The Fashion Police, purporting to be from Croc lovers, so that we’ll all suddenly change our minds and start thinking they’re cool. Here’s the newsflash: Crocs still aren’t cool, and no one knows it better than the good folks over at ihatecrocs.com, who have been doing such sterling work in the war against Crocs. They have burned them. They’ve attacked them with scissors. Even although the Crocs refuse to die – so far – they won’t give up, and have even brought out a range of t-shirts bearing their Croc-hatin’ message.

IHateCrocs.com – we salute you. And all the people who are thinking of leaving a comment on this entry saying, "But they’re SO COMFY"? Please, don’t. We don’t care that they’re comfortable: we still think they make you look like an ass. c 

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  • October 16, 2007

    Caroline

    I was stuck walking down the street behind one of those irritating meandering couples the other day (in my lunch half hour of course, ALWAYS in my lunch half hour) and was amsuing myself and venting my anger by explaining under my breath WHY she was the worst dressed woman I had ever seen. There was the croydon facelift ponytail – never great, and even less so on greasy, middle-aged hair – the shapeless sheepskin jacket obviously borrowed from her Delboy husband, the glittery jeans with “babe” emblazoned in diamante across the rear… nuff said, right? Only then I looked down and saw the crocs. I was actually relieved to see them – I couldn’t think of a more fitting finishing touch to the outfit! *shudder*

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