Friday Fashion Fun: Beard hat and moustache gloves

Beard-hat-moustace-gloves

As some of you may know, The Fashion Police HQ is located in the Frozen North, and this means we have some degree of sympathy for those forced to wear ugly clothes (yes, even Ugg boots) in a bid to stay warm during the winter. In fact, we tend to think these poor souls should be exempted from strict adherence to our usual stringent style policies, because, well, they have enough to deal with.

Then we look at the beard hat and moustache gloves, and we think, "Eh, maybe not."

7 Comments

  • February 27, 2009

    pinkpicnic

    Do you mean poor as in financially or cold? If the former, I think you can skip the fashion policing of people who don’t have the money to buy $200 winter boots.

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  • February 27, 2009

    Amber

    Er, you’re reading way too much into this, pinkpicnic: I meant “poor” because they’re cold.

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  • February 27, 2009

    pinkpicnic

    That’s only what I was asking.

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  • February 27, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    There is no excuse for the gloves.
    The “hat” would be useful on days where the air is so cold it hurts, but they’d have to find some design other than the moustache. I think alternatives do exist, and believe they are called “balaclavas”…

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  • March 1, 2009

    a woman

    AN UNHOLY DEMON! SEND IT BACK TO HELL WHERE IT BELONGS!! Geez, this is hideous.

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  • March 1, 2009

    SJ

    I actually kind of love the beard hat. It makes me giggle.
    The moustache gloves would be funnier if they were like a drawn on marker moustache instead of hair, that just seems a little creepy.
    Nothing, though, is as bad as the ‘shocker’ gloves.
    http://www.powgloves.com/images/gloves/shocker.jpg

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  • March 2, 2009

    chocoholic

    hahaha the beard hat is awesome.
    I would never wear it in a million years, but its great for a giggle.

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