Frankenshoes: Ugg boots meet ankle boots

high-heeled Ugg bootsAn Ugg-style boot, stuffed inside a platform ankle boot. Now we really HAVE seen it all, huh?

We’re going to guess the main excuse for these will be “But they’re SO! COSY!” Yeah, yeah. They may well be “cosy”, but we actually think we’d prefer ACTUAL Ugg boots – and that’s saying something. They may ALSO be ugly, but at least they’re not pretending to be anything other than what they are, you know?

Still, if you were wondering what a high-heeled Ugg would look like, at least you now have your answer.

Er, no one was actually wondering about that, were they?

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  • December 17, 2012


    I ca sometimes buy the so comfy argument but with these no! Would being one colour make them less cosy? No. Would removing the weird fur bit from the outside of the boot make them less cosy? No.

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  • December 17, 2012


    And what exactly would you wear them with? Formal clothes? Casual wear? There go with nothing, because they are ugly either way. Oh! how about under something the Foot Snatcher designed?? Then we wouldn’t see them at all.

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  • December 18, 2012


    Why would these be cosy or comfortable? No more than the lower part is, anyway, because the “Ugg” part, even if it looks like it does, does not extend into the lower part of the shoe.

    Or am I wrong there, and have to buy the thing two sizes higher than I usually wear to have room for the shoe-in-shoe construction?

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