Could someone please pass the eyeball bleach?
Now, we realise Camper shoes aren't particularly designed to be high fashion items, but is there any reason they have to be so ugly? Or, indeed, to look like part of a child's craft project? We can't think of a single reason, and we're inclined to agree with Shoe Asylum, who brought these to our attention, that we may finally have found a shoe that's even uglier than Crocs.
The new Public Enemy No. 1 of the shoe world? If you don't think so, and you'd actually like the buy them, they're £30 from Yoox. Or, if you're handy with the old needles, you could probably knit your own.