Crimes of Fashion, Shoes

Frankenshoes: Brian Atwood tie-up feather sandals

Oh, dear. Tie-up feather sandals? We really wish we could, Brian Atwood. Tie them up, that is. Because we’re definitely going to be having nightmares tonight, that’s for sure.

As it is, we’re putting out an APB on these. People, do not approach these boots. They may be dangerous. Simply call The Fashion Police, and we’ll do our very best to bring them to justice.
Unless, of course, you feel that these are no criminals? Would you wear them? Do you want to rescue them from the depths of the Fashion Police jail? Well, OK, if you absolutely insist… bail is hereby set at $1,450, payable to Neiman Marcus. You may click here to make the payment: just be sure to sleep with one eye open…

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