Frankenshoes: Brian Atwood tie-up feather sandals

Oh, dear. Tie-up feather sandals? We really wish we could, Brian Atwood. Tie them up, that is. Because we’re definitely going to be having nightmares tonight, that’s for sure.

As it is, we’re putting out an APB on these. People, do not approach these boots. They may be dangerous. Simply call The Fashion Police, and we’ll do our very best to bring them to justice.
Unless, of course, you feel that these are no criminals? Would you wear them? Do you want to rescue them from the depths of the Fashion Police jail? Well, OK, if you absolutely insist… bail is hereby set at $1,450, payable to Neiman Marcus. You may click here to make the payment: just be sure to sleep with one eye open…

8 Comments

  • August 3, 2011

    Rachel Gray

    It’s alive… Alive! Bwah-hah-hah-hah

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  • August 3, 2011

    Daisy

    Ewww. Looks like roadkill.

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  • August 3, 2011

    Itzel

    That really does look like a DIY project gone wrong.

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  • August 3, 2011

    Kate

    This is a real shame, because without the scraggly feathers and the way-too-thick ribbon, the actual shoe underneath looks like it could be quite nice. As is, no thanks.

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  • August 3, 2011

    Roz

    I like them, I think they’re fun.. everyone needs a little madness in their lives.

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  • August 4, 2011

    via Facebook

    Lex Shoether, the shoe super-villain!

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  • August 4, 2011

    Rock Hyrax

    What a mess.

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  • August 5, 2011

    Arielle

    Run away, run away!

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