Frankenshoes: Braided wedges by Barbara Gongini

Another one for the “Shoes That Make Your Feet Look Like They Don’t Even Belong on Your Body” files.*

Don’t believe us? Lookit:

These shoes are formally charged with the crime of making the model’s feet look like they don’t even belong on her body. The evidence is before you. If you’d like to set the shoes free, however, bail is set at $199. Click here to pay it.

(* There isn’t actually a “Shoes That Make Your Feet Look Like They Don’t Even Belong on Your Body” file. We made that up. We may open one now, though…)

7 Comments

  • March 10, 2011

    Claire

    Maybe as slippers I might consider them…but I wouldn’t answer the door in them!

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  • March 10, 2011

    drea

    They look really heavy and clumpy. So, no, I won’t set them free- ever.

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  • March 10, 2011

    lizvocal

    Maybe for a costume that required hooves!

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  • March 10, 2011

    Aleutie

    it’s absolutely hilarious! Literaly ROFL. And I rarely do it. Literaly.

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  • March 15, 2011

    Shane

    Looks like something my cat threw up.

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  • April 5, 2011

    gdjhxsgd

    blahhh it looks like something i shited out my anus

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  • May 15, 2014

    Pink Princess

    Terror!

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