Impostor Alert! Impostor Alert!
Can all units please be on the lookout for these Givenchy boots, which were spotted impersonating a pair of socks in the vicinity of Net-a-Porter, yesterday, motive unknown. Suspects may be dangerous to your bank balance, tricking you into spending £735 to walk around with your socks attached to your ankle boots.
Will this footwear crime wave never end, we wonder?