Foot Snatcher Claims more victims at Zara

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Oh, COME ON, Zara. Come on.

Look, we know you like your super-long inseams. We know you do. We’ve also heard it said that you do it, not to annoy those of us who are less than 7″ tall (which is the height some of your clothes seem to be cut for), but because you want your customers to be able to hem their pants to the perfect length for them.

Well, OK, we see where you’re coming from with that. There’s a lot to be said for having clothes tailored, and maybe if more people did it, we’d have fewer fashion criminals in our cells.

The thing is, though, not everyone has the time/money/inclination to have everything altered. Sometimes we just want to be able to walk into a store, pick an item off the racks, and have it just fit.

We don’t think ANYONE would have that experience with these jeans. Because seriously: if even a model looks like she’s been Foot Snatched in them, what hope is there for anyone else?

This makes us fear that you actually intended these jeans to be super-duper long, and to drag along the ground, gathering dirt, and litter, and all kinds of other nastiness from the street. In other words, we suspect Zara to be in league with our old enemy, The Foot Snatcher.

Be very afraid, people.

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