Modelling is Hard: Bearded Edition

Female model with beard

She didn’t sign up for this, you guys.

Or this:

Woman with short dress, high heels and beardWhen she left her small town in Kansas, she was headed for the big time. The bright lights! The big city! The runways, and the glamour: the¬†paparazzi¬†tracking her every move as she stumbled out of nightclubs at 4am, on the arm of a rockstar. “Momma,” she said, “I’m gonna be a star!”

Pretty girl with beardNow she’s wearing a fake beard and adopting ridiculous poses in such a way that people will overlook the clothes and talk instead about how the model was wearing a beard, and fashion writers will be able to say how OMGEDGY it all it is. And every night she lies awake, worrying that she’s just one modelling assignment away from being arrested by The Fashion Police.

It’s funny how things work out sometimes, isn’t it?

Model with beardShe knew modelling would be hard. She just didn’t think it would be THIS hard…

(Clothes by Howitzwiessback, available at Not Just a Label.)

 

7 Comments

  • September 13, 2011

    Noe

    The first picture of the group of three pictures is simply disturbing.

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  • September 13, 2011

    Beth

    This is just weird. There isn’t anything redeeming about it. What were they thinking?

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  • September 13, 2011

    Julie

    Heh heh heh. This is making me literally laugh out loud. That poor model. lol I doubt this poor model has this shoot in her portfolio.

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  • September 13, 2011

    Itzel

    Haha I love them! The second photo is my favourite, bahahaha.

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  • September 13, 2011

    lizvocal

    OMG, if I stop plucking my chin hair, I could work as a model???

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    • September 14, 2011

      Julie

      You might need some testosterone shots first. lol

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  • September 16, 2011

    Lighty_lo

    That poor girl. I hope at least she got paid well.

    I work in a store and today I had to do some modelling because some blouses we received were hideous and my boss was thinking of turning them back, so they tried them on me to make the decision. And they were still hideous. Yes. Modelling is hard.

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