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	<title>The Fashion Police: Ugly shoes, pants, bags and prom dresses &#187; Fashion Criminals</title>
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		<title>Spotted! Chloe Sevigny in Miu Miu&#8217;s &#8220;bra&#8221; dress</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/spotted-chloe-sevigny-in-miu-mius-bra-dress.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Fashion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have no idea what either Chloe Sevigny or Miu Miu thought they were doing with this dress. Seriously: when your dress is actually designed to look like a wardrobe malfunction, that&#8217;s never going to end well. In this case the mid-calf skirt and sensible grey cardi make Chloe look like a forgetful grandmother who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fashion Criminal: Amy Winehouse is really happy with her boob job</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[underwear as outerwear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[visible bra]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Amy Winehouse doesn&#8217;t need to shop at Forever 21 in order to embrace the &#8220;underwear as outerwear&#8221; trend. Any old bra will do, really, with any old tank top.
Still, we&#8217;re sure her plastic surgeon is pleased with the free publicity.
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		<title>Whoops! Mel B forgets to wear a skirt to AFI Fest 2009</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/whoops-mel-b-forgets-to-wear-a-skirt-to-afi-fest-200.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/whoops-mel-b-forgets-to-wear-a-skirt-to-afi-fest-200.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Fashion]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[melanie brown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[no skirt]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As far as skirts go, there&#8217;s &#8220;short&#8221;, and then there&#8217;s &#8220;short&#8220;. And then there&#8217;s &#8220;OMG, I totally forgot to finish getting dressed before leaving the house.&#8221;
Guess which category Melanie Brown here falls into?
Yes, Mel, they are indeed a very fine set of legs. But you&#8217;re still making us think of one of those nightmares where [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fashion Criminal: Tara Palmer-Tomkinson at the Tatler 300th Anniversary Party</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/tara-palmer-tomkinson-at-the-tatler-300th-anniversary-party.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/tara-palmer-tomkinson-at-the-tatler-300th-anniversary-party.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Terry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crimes of Fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fashion Criminals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boob flashing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tara Palmer-Tomkinson]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thefashionpolice.net/?p=8291</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Really? We’re still doing this? This whole, “I’m actually naked, but you can’t say anything about it, because I’m wearing a shress in a bizarre attempt to create the illusion of modesty” thing? Because, the thing about that is, it’s not really much of an illusion, really, is it? And in the case of Tara [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worst Dressed at the Hollywood Style Awards: Pamela Anderson flashes her crotch</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/worst-dressed-at-the-hollywood-style-awards-pamela-anderson-flashes-her-crotch.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/worst-dressed-at-the-hollywood-style-awards-pamela-anderson-flashes-her-crotch.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Fashion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Pam….
It’s not like we expect a lot from her. The glimpse of underwear, for instance, isn’t all that unusual for Pammy, but even with the lowest expectations possible, this “dress” still makes her look like she grabbed an old bedsheet and loosely pinned it around herself, no?
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		<title>Lily Cole and LaToya Jackson at the UK Premiere of “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus”</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/lily-cole-and-latoya-jackson-at-the-uk-premiere-of-the-imaginarium-of-doctor-parnassus.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/lily-cole-and-latoya-jackson-at-the-uk-premiere-of-the-imaginarium-of-doctor-parnassus.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fashion Criminals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[latoya jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lily cole]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh dear. It’s almost as if Lily Cole looked at herself in the mirror on the morning of The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus premiere, and thought, “Crap, I’m too good looking to be taken seriously as an actress. I need to play things down. I know! I’ll throw on some kind of tent! And maybe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wardrobe Malfunction: Kate Moss flashes her boobs at the Yves St. Laurent show</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/wardrobe-malfunction-kate-moss-flashes-her-boobs-at-the-yves-st-laurent-show.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/wardrobe-malfunction-kate-moss-flashes-her-boobs-at-the-yves-st-laurent-show.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[kate moss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[see-through top]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wardrobe malfunction]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thefashionpolice.net/?p=8307</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Now, we know what you’re going to say: “Oh, but some dresses/tops don’t look see-through until the camera flash hits them!” And yes, that’s true. But:
a) This doesn’t look like one of those tops
b) You’d think Kate Moss would know about the whole “flash makes some fabrics see-through” thing by now, wouldn’t you? She’s been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rihanna wears her bra to Paris Fashion Week</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/rihanna-wears-her-bra-to-paris-fashion-week.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/rihanna-wears-her-bra-to-paris-fashion-week.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity Fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fashion Criminals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[

It’s almost like she actually wants us to arrest her, isn’t it?
Is that what’s going on here, Rihanna? Is it some kind of cry for help? Because while going out in your bra is at least a little better than going out without your bra, like you did on Friday, lingerie covered with a few [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rihanna leaves little to the imagination at Paris Fashion Week</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/rihanna-leaves-little-to-the-imagination-at-paris-fashion-week.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/rihanna-leaves-little-to-the-imagination-at-paris-fashion-week.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[you're not going out in that young lady!]]></category>

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The Fashion Police contend that even when you have a body as hot as Rihanna’s, it’s still a good idea to keep some of it covered in public. And by “keep it covered” we don’t mean “with just a couple of strips of fabric”.
This is why Rihanna will soon be finding herself wearing a different [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Case Closed: Sophie Monk has a nipple slip in a monokini</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/case-closed-sophie-monk-has-a-nipple-slip-in-a-monokini.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/case-closed-sophie-monk-has-a-nipple-slip-in-a-monokini.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fashion Criminals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monokini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sophie monk]]></category>

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All summer we asked the question: who on earth would wear those vaguely pornographic looking monokinis all the stores seem to be flogging right now? Other than Lady Gaga and Paris Hilton, obviously.
Well, it took a few months, but at last we have the answer: Sophie Monk would wear them.
And yes, her nipple DID pop [...]]]></description>
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