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	<title>The Fashion Police: Ugly shoes, pants, bags and prom dresses &#187; Fashion Criminals</title>
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		<title>Amber Rose wears &#8216;blindfold&#8217; sunglasses at night</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/amber-rose-wears-blindfold-sunglasses-at-night.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
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If you&#8217;re wearing sunglasses when it&#8217;s dark out, it&#8217;s generally a sign that you&#8217;re either:
a) A fashion victim
or
b) Anna Wintour
Amber Rose definitely isn&#8217;t Anna Wintour, but she does seem to be requiring the help of an assistant to walk these days, possibly because she&#8217;s basically walking around blindfolded. Ah, the dedication some people have to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wardrobe Malfunction Imminent: Natasha Alam at the E! Oscar Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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We don&#8217;t know what happened to Natasha Alam&#8217;s breasts here, but it must&#8217;ve been something bad to make them so desperate to escape the confines of her dress&#8230; In fact, at first glance we thought this was an attempt to re-create the infamous Topless Wedding Dress for the red carpet:
OK, so Natasha&#8217;s dress isn&#8217;t quite [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spotted! Rihanna in a green jumpsuit at the 19th ECHO Awards in Berlin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
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Our officers actually caught up with Rihanna last week, but due to all of the Oscars excitement, we&#8217;re only just getting round to filing our report.
The Caped Crusader &#8211; sorry, we mean Rihanna &#8211; was attending the 19th Echo Awards in Berlin, and she did it in her usual dramatic style, wearing a plunging green [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Gaga wears a lobster on her head to dinner at Mr Chow</title>
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		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/03/lady-gaga-wears-a-lobster-on-her-head-to-dinner-at-mr-chow.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s a little-known fact, but our Chief of Police has a severe phobia of crustaceans. That means she can hardly bear to look at this photo of Lady Gaga, heading out to dinner at Mr Chow in London, wearing a giant &#8220;lobster&#8221; on her head. And she&#8217;d never be able to eat out with Gaga, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paloma Faith: fashion criminal in the making or just refreshingly quirky?</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/02/paloma-faith-fashion-criminal-in-the-making-or-just-refreshingly-quirky.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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We&#8217;ve been monitoring the fashion activities of British singer Paloma Faith for a while now (Well, it would be pretty hard to ignore her given that she seems to be going out of her way to court attention), and we think we know what&#8217;s going on. Paloma is the &#8220;quirky&#8221; girl. The zany, wacky, girl. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelis at the First Annual Data Awards: Fashion Criminal Extraordinaire</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/kelis-at-the-first-annual-data-awards-fashion-criminal-extraordinaire.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/kelis-at-the-first-annual-data-awards-fashion-criminal-extraordinaire.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There. Are. No. Words.
Oh no, wait, there are: and the first one of them has to be WHY? What the hell happened here? Was this some kind of Avatar-themed fancy dress party? Because we could&#8217;ve sworn it was the First Annual Data Awards? Has Kelis just seen our recent pictures of Amber Rose and thought, &#8220;Hell, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maggie Rizer&#8217;s revealing dress at the &#8216;From Paris With Love&#8217; premiere</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/maggie-rizers-revealling-dress-at-the-from-paris-with-love-premiere.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/maggie-rizers-revealling-dress-at-the-from-paris-with-love-premiere.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
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This is what we call a &#8220;Mullet Dress&#8221;. From the front, it&#8217;s an ordinary, and maybe even every-so-slightly boring piece of clothing. From the back, though:


Yeah. May as well go topless, no? Or wear one of those horrible swimsuits we keep whining about: you know, the ones that just have tiny straps crossing over the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amber Rose in a hooded bodycon dress at Chanel Couture</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/amber-rose-in-a-hooded-bodycon-dress-at-chanel-couture.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/amber-rose-in-a-hooded-bodycon-dress-at-chanel-couture.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like SOMEONE&#8217;S hoping to steal Lady Gaga&#8217;s fashion crown, hmmm, Amber Rose?
Amber rocked up at Chanel&#8217;s Couture show in Paris this week wearing a gold hooded bodycon dress, and with boyfriend Kanye West on her arm. This is the third time The Fashion Police have had to pull her up in as many days: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Case Closed: Amber Rose (again!) and the Louis Vuitton mink bum bag</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/case-closed-amber-rose-again-and-the-louis-vuitton-mink-bum-bag.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/case-closed-amber-rose-again-and-the-louis-vuitton-mink-bum-bag.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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The Fashion Police would like to say a very special &#8220;thank you&#8221; this week to Amber Rose, who&#8217;s been helping us with a number of our enquiries: we&#8217;re sure you&#8217;ll remember how Amber helped us answer the question &#8220;Who the hell would wear THAT jacket?&#8221; yesterday, and now she&#8217;s also been of great help in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Case Closed: Amber Rose in Bless&#8217; orange fox fur jacket</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/case-closed-amber-rose-in-bless-orange-fox-fur-jacket.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2010/01/case-closed-amber-rose-in-bless-orange-fox-fur-jacket.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When we first brought Bless&#8217;s bright orange fox-trimmed jacket to your attention last August, we thought this was one fashion mystery that would have to remain unsolved, for surely no one would want to wear such an item &#8211; especially considering the fact that it comes with a $1,777 price tag?
As our mothers are always [...]]]></description>
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