Honestly, it’s like Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron are having some kind of “who can wear the worst dress to a movie premiere” competiton, isn’t it?
Well, OK, if that’s the way they want to play it: Charlize, it’s a terrible dress, and Ima let you finish, but Kristen has the worst premiere dress of all time. Seriously.
Need some more evidence to decide whether you agree with us or not? Take a look at the gallery below, and then, mirror, mirror, on the wall, tell us who is the worst dressed of them all?
Is it just us, or does she essentially wear exactly the same outfit (short dress, opaque tights, trench, messy hair…) to EVERYTHING, and get called a “fashion icon” for it? Someone please explain this to us – we feel like if we could understand the appeal of Alexa Chung’s fashion, we’d be close to unravelling the mysteries of the universe…
This is Dania Ramirez, who is famous for her roles in Heroes, Entourage and The Sopranos, and also for wearing a dress that only just covers her nipples.
She has a really lovely smile, doesn’t she?
What, were you not looking at her smile? What were you looking at?
Ah.
So, what do you think? Too much cleavage… or is it just right?
We don’t know what’s most horrifying about this crime scene: the fact that Amy Childs (left) and Tricia Penrose (right) both turned up to the same event in the same dress, or the fact that they both chose such a mortifyingly unflattering dress to begin with. Seriously: who’d have imagined there would be two people in the world willing to subject themselves to the boob underhang and general ugly prom dress-ness of this item?
It’s not often that The Fashion Police catch TWO criminals in the act at the same time, so we have to suspect some kind of animal print crime ring here. There may be more of them out there. We’re afraid.
As for Amy and Tricia, after a short debate between their “people”, Amy eventually went home to change her dress. We’d say the crisis was averted at that point, but really, the damage was done by then, wasn’t it? This crisis could only really be averted if we were to somehow turn back time and prevent either of them wearing the dress in the first place.
For some reason, our photo agency only had one photo of Tricia, so we’ve thoughtfully provided two more of Amy Childs in the gallery below, so you can see the dress in all its, er, glory. You’re welcome.
P.S. If you’re not from the UK, you’re probably wondering who Amy Childs and Tricia Penrose even are. Suffice to say that they’re TV “stars”. But that’s not important right now: what matters here is that we all join forces to make sure something like this never, ever happens again…
This is the exact moment at which we lost the will to live last night.
It’s also the exact moment at which we realised our officers will have to be armed at these events in future, because seriously, look at what we’re dealing with here.
This is Sasha Gradiva. No, we hadn’t heard of her either. Our spies tell us she’s a Russian singer, but she will forever be known now as That Chick With the Gun Dress. We see this as yet another attempt to be OMGSHOCKING, and thus become famous overnight. It’s kind of working because, well, here we are talking about her. Do YOU see this is an amazing moment in fashion, though? Tell us in the comments…
Nicki Minaj continues her attempt to out-Gaga Lady Gaga, and be the most shocking of aaaaalll the shocking pop stars, this time roping in “The Pope” as an accomplice..
We’d imagine Lady Gaga looks at these photos and thinks, “Yeah, whatever, Nicki: try turning up inside a giant egg, or performing covered in blood – then we’ll talk: religion hasn’t been shocking since Madonna beat it to death in the 90s.”
What do you think, though? Brave statement (about…something) or desperate attention seeking?
Overshadowed as it was by yesterday’s sad news about Whitney Houston, the 54th Annual Grammy Awards took place in Los Angeles has night, offering the usual opportunities for celebrities to take full advantage of the Fashion Police’s exhaustion (It’s hard to police the Grammys AND the BAFTAS and New York Fashion Week, all on the same night…) and wear some weird, and occasionally wonderful, outfits. Mostly weird, though.
Poor Fergie almost forgot to get dresses at all, but thankfully someone threw this piece of orange lace over her shoulders as she was leaving. Whew! Crisis averted!
