Fashion Police for the Boys: The Kilt Thong

“Hi! Want to see me in a kilt? I’m possibly not safe for work!”

“What do you mean, ‘not what you were expecting’? Women LOVE a man in a kilt, don’t they? And as is traditional, there’s absolutely nothing underneath!”

If you love this particular kilt, we bring the sad tidings that it’s sold out. However, if you really, really want one, you can always contact the company to find out if and when they’ll be getting more in.

16 Comments

  • April 8, 2011

    Carol

    Wha??? I don’t get it. How do you wear this and why? A little late for April Fool’s joke.

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  • April 8, 2011

    Pink Princess

    Well, I don’t know…
    Is it safe?
    As said in Bravehear “Some men are longer than others”!
    LOL

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  • April 8, 2011

    Pink Princess

    Sorry, gals, I meant “Braveheart” of course!

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  • April 8, 2011

    msveve

  • April 8, 2011

    Heather

    HAHAHAHHAH! It looks like someone put a plaid towel on a piece of elastic.

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  • April 8, 2011

    philly

    Yeah, Heather, that should be easy to make at home.
    Maybe it is intended to wear UNDER a kilt….nah, it still won’t do the job when he bends over (as men tend to do rather than stooping)

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  • April 8, 2011

    Tali

    At least he looks happy))

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    • April 8, 2011

      Jeepster

      Haha!! That made me laugh 🙂

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  • April 9, 2011

    Janeth

    EWWWWW!!!!!!!

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  • April 9, 2011

    Kota

    At least the model’s kind of cute :). I do have to wonder what happens when the wind starts blowing. There’s a reason sporans are usually worn in that particular location with kilts.

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  • April 11, 2011

    Coppelius

    HOT! Add a furry beefy hunk inside (not that twink model!) and I’ll be very happy! 🙂

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  • April 12, 2011

    charles

    at least he has a nice bum?
    xx

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  • April 12, 2011

    Bee

    Imagine that on a lard sac, obese fella with some decent manly beer gutt ( real men as some call them, just like REEEAAL WOMEN )! hahaha…I know, I possibly ruined your appetite for the next few days!

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  • April 30, 2011

    Brie

    *raises an eyebrow and smirks*

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  • June 12, 2011

    Everbound Venvel

    I wouldn’t mind seeing this in the bedroom, rawr. But I’m thinking that the bedroom…And only the bedroom…Is what this loincloth was designed for; so it’s not a crime of fashion, IMHO. Or maybe I have a newly discovered Scottish Tarzan fetish.

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