Fashion Police for the Boys: Rick Owens Edition

We’re not normally ones to suggest that clothes should ever be joined together – heaven forbid! But even we have to admit that these

extreme harem pants

…might just look a tiny bit better if they were to magically be combined with this:

rick owens crewneck

It would still be a misdemeanor, of course, but at least we wouldn’t be sitting here desperately trying to resist making all the jokes that come to mind at the sight of that, er, package.

As for this, however:

rick owens down jacket

This is beyond our help. What’s the point of a down jacket without sleeves? Exactly.

2 Comments

  • October 17, 2012

    Carolina W

    This is what my little sister and I thought of these things:
    First picture: Aladdin
    Second picture: Shang
    Third picture: Hercules

    Yeah, when your clothes make people think Disney characters, its time to redesign.

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  • December 13, 2012

    dan

    A down vest without sleeves? Have you been living under a rock Penfield, DKNY, Moncler, Canada Goose, Ralph Lauren and countless other designers have made down vests. It’s nothing out of the ordinary. Just a talented designers take on an already extremely common winter piece. You make it sound like it’s totally strange and never before been done. A down vest. come on.

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