Fashion Police for the Boys: Isabel Mastache’s Penis Pants

OK. We get that  Isabel Mastache’s designs are “avant-garde”, and therefore not really designed to be worn by the average man in the street, and we think that’s a very good thing indeed, because…

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Yeah. You can take “avant garde” a bit TOO far, can’t you?

Will it catch on? Would you be able to wear it in Tesco? We’re going to guess “probably not”…

18 Comments

  • February 24, 2010

    Jen

    Fashion Police, You always brighten my day! Thank you!

    How do these models feel about wearing this crazy crap?

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  • February 24, 2010

    Jade

    HAHAHAHA!

    I seriously, really laughed out loud when I saw this. From the title, I was expecting, like… A sketch on the pants? The word ‘penis’ on the front like those track pants with ‘juicy’ on the ass… or, like, a bulgy bit like they have on some men’s underwear. I was NOT expecting that and just had to laugh.

    I wonder how much they had to pay him to put those on, let alone walk OUT wearing them.

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    • February 24, 2010

      Hoshi

      His face is hidden by a fungus, he’s fine.

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  • February 24, 2010

    Aleutie

    Holy mother… Wouldn’t it need some sort of a mitten just hanging like this in the cold?
    .-= Aleutie´s last blog ..Furniture catalogue competition =-.

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    • February 26, 2010

      Ophelia

      Let’s just hope that this ISN’T an actual mitten.

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  • February 24, 2010

    Rachel

    Also, why is the right sleeve of the jacket not really a sleeve at all, but a fake arm?

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    • February 26, 2010

      Jade

      I actually missed the ‘fake arm’ until you pointed it out, being rather distracted by, er, other things…

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  • February 24, 2010

    Alex

    Oh dear me. That’s not good. I wasn’t expecting that either, also thought it would be a sketch. Did make me laugh though. Not a fan of the hat either. Bet that model feels silly.
    .-= Alex´s last blog ..Valentine’s Day =-.

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  • February 24, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    Do they do peep-toe boots for men?

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  • February 25, 2010

    AJ

    O.O

    That’s all I really need to say about this.

    And WHO THE HECK WOULD WEAR THIS???? And WHY!?!?!??!?

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  • February 25, 2010

    Lola

    Somehow I managed to skip over the word ‘penis’ in the title, and read ‘Mastache’s’ as ‘moustache’. I clicked the link thinking “who would put a moustache on a pair of trousers?”

    …as you might guess, it was a wee bit of a shock to see this. That’ll teach me to skim read, huh?
    .-= Lola´s last blog ..Shoe of the Day: Valentine Rose Dr Martens =-.

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  • February 25, 2010

    M

    There’s something I love about this outfit. In an absolutely crazy way. Maybe it’s the heart on the jacket! And the fake arm! And everything! It’s amazing she would think all that up and put it in a SINGLE outfit.

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  • February 25, 2010

    Jazz

    I feel so deeply sorry for that model…. or as sorry as you can feel for someone who gets idolised for a living. The odd fruit-like fake balls, the odd robotic arm, the tea cosy that looks like it was knitted by a granny with botched cataract surgery… poor boy.

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  • March 5, 2010

    Beth

    this is oddly Frida Kahlo-esque…
    Yet hysterical!

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  • April 3, 2010

    Anastaciya

    Oh my…

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  • July 11, 2010

    Ell

    It’s artwork, not clothing.

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  • November 19, 2010

    SUNNY

    amazing thought……

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  • November 19, 2010

    SUNNY

    amazing thought……

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