Fashion Police Detectives: Guess what it is?

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  Remember earlier this week, when we told you about the "Guess What It Is Test" used by Fashion Police detectives as the first step in determining whether an item is a crime of fashion?

The item above failed that test.

Now we turn to you, dear readers, to help answer the question: What in God's name is that? We can reveal that the item in question is something you can wear, but can you help solve The Mysterious Case of the… Thing. With the, er, thing?

Leave your guesses in the comments box, and remember to check back soon to find out the answer!

Edit: the answer is now below the jump!

Aaaanndddd it's a …. HAT! Yes, it's a tulle hat! Does this picture make it any clearer?

Tullehat

 Um, no, we didn't think so. You can watch the "tulle hat" revolve through 360 degrees at Luisa Viaroma, and see if all becomes clear, and if you want to buy it it's 182 euros from the same site.

29 Comments

  • March 5, 2009

    Camilla

    Is it a boobtube?

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  • March 5, 2009

    Whit

    I will never know until you tell me, but that deep v is somewhat intriguing…

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  • March 5, 2009

    Veronika

    is it like a corset-ish/boobtube top? and even more important: is it SHEER??

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  • March 5, 2009

    gokarm

    Well obviously it’s the new line of shoes for elephants.

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  • March 5, 2009

    Alexandrine

    a skirt upside down ?
    Noooo, a sort of cook hat ?
    Absolutely don’t knowwhat it is, but at first sight it doesn’t look ugly. What can this thing be to be considered as a crime of fashion ?

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  • March 5, 2009

    Evelyn

    A lamp?

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  • March 5, 2009

    Noelia

    I think it’s a tube top and we’re watching the back side. Or not…

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  • March 5, 2009

    mafa

    An apron! hmm

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  • March 5, 2009

    annox

    looks like a laundry bin to me

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  • March 5, 2009

    Jilly

    I think it is some sort of onesie or unitard and we are looking at its back side

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  • March 5, 2009

    Theresa

    I’m going to guess that its a very short, very awkward jumper…

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  • March 5, 2009

    amy f

    a hat/mask

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  • March 5, 2009

    Becky

    I second awkward jumper….although you would be frightfully exposed on top…

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  • March 5, 2009

    b.

    That thingy you carry a baby in?

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  • March 5, 2009

    Valerie

    Feedbag? Hmm, it would need a strap to be a feedbag. Never mind. Oh wait, I know! Another sick joke perpetrated on the unsuspecting public by an arrogant fashion designer!?

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  • March 5, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    I’ve got it – it’s a cuff! The black bit hides an elasticated thing that stops it falling off your wrist.

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  • March 5, 2009

    Anne Pink

    its a shirt, see the v-neck and such are that of a top

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  • March 6, 2009

    Mindy

    I’ve been pondering all day. I give. What is it?

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  • March 6, 2009

    chocoholic

    I was going to say laundry hamper.
    Then I read the something you can wear part…

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  • March 6, 2009

    Celeste

    I keep staring at it, and all I can figure out is and awkward hat or neck cuff.

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  • March 6, 2009

    Danielle

    I’m guessing a hat

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  • March 6, 2009

    Helen

    Could it possibly be one of those things you unroll to lay a baby down to change the diaper?

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  • March 6, 2009

    The Fashion Police

    The answer is now up above, folks – it is, in fact, a HAT!

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  • March 6, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    Looks like Valerie was right then…

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  • March 6, 2009

    Noelia

    I can’t believe it’s really a hat. How are you suppose to wear that?

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  • March 6, 2009

    Glitter Girl

    HAT?!! I think I am gonna puke!

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  • March 9, 2009

    a woman

    HOW..?!

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  • March 20, 2009

    Danielle

    right… cause all the girls these days want to look like gothic popes. haha

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  • May 15, 2014

    Pink Princess

    A 182 euros for this?
    No way!

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