Fashion Police declare State of Emergency as Snuggie holds a fashion show

What the hell is going on here? Seriously, WHAT?

What the hell is going on here? Seriously, WHAT?

Either we really need to lay off the eyeball bleach to stop the hallucinations, or New York Fashion week just isn’t what it once was. Seriously, you’re probably thinking that the image above is a terrifying warning about the dangers of alcohol (or, you know, crack), but nope: this is a New York Fashion Week show. Featuring Snuggies. Yes, the same Snuggies that are essentially just giant blankets with arms. And we thought Marc Jacobs was bad this season!

The arrival of the Snuggie into the New York Fashion Week lineup has forced us to declare a Style State of Emergency. The fashion criminals you’ll see under the jump are wanted, dead or alive – but preferably dead. If you see them, DO NOT APPROACH THEM. Just call The Fashion Police. Don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe…

The Camo Snuggie

The Camo Snuggie

(WARNING! This one may be hard to spot in the wild…)

The Hippie Snuggie

The Hippie Snuggie

Actually, we thought ALL Snuggies were hippie Snuggies, but apparently not. There’s a Snuggie for everyone folks!*

* Not us, though.

The Paris Hilton Snuggie

The Paris Hilton Snuggie

Yeah, you and your little dog too, missy!

There were more, but we’re sure you get the picture. So, Snuggies at Fashion Week! Whatever next? Crocs? (Oh, say it ain’t so…!)

10 Comments

  • September 17, 2009

    Renate

    WELL, this is obviously the end of the world as we know it! Although, they are cheap, quite cozy and slightlly more useful say than a beanie with netting! But tell me, is Rubin the wolf not LUSTING after one of the doggie ones? 🙂

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    • September 18, 2009

      Romanticide

      yes, it’s the end of the world… but I don’t feel fine 🙁
      .-= Romanticide´s last blog .. =-.

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  • September 17, 2009

    Amelia

    Hahaha, oh my god, the world is definitely ending… the organisers of New York Fashion Week should be ashamed, that’s just embarrassing!

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  • September 17, 2009

    CoutureCoco

    Unbelieveable!
    .-= CoutureCoco´s last blog ..Fashion Week =-.

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  • September 17, 2009

    Cassidy

    I’m at college, and they actually have snuggies here prined with my university logo. I nearly cried then. Now i just don’t know what to do…

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  • September 17, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    I didn’t think Snuggies counted as clothes. But then I’m no fashion expert so perhaps NY Fashion Week does have a home furnishing section.

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  • September 17, 2009

    kjx

    Snuggies are the best thing ever, but they are soooooooooo not fashion.
    They are for when you are lounging around the house are are really freezing.

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    • September 19, 2009

      Melissa

      Exactly. Living in an area where a two foot snow isn’t uncommon in the winter, Snuggies, Slankets, or whatever iteration you have are for sitting around the house, not freezing. They are not for being worn outside. First pajamas as outerwear, now it’s just the blanket.

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  • September 17, 2009

    Simone

    I totally understand someone wearing a Snuggie at home, lounging around. sure, do whatever you want – IN YOUR OWN HOME. NOT ON A RUNWAY. HERE’S LOOKING AT YOU, SNUGGIES.

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  • September 17, 2009

    amanda

    this is FASHION week?
    wow
    what has this world come to
    .-= amanda´s last blog ..What to Wear With Thigh High Boots, Part 3 =-.

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